Ad's Of The Year, 2002 (2 Viewers)

[Ex-User (1146)]

who here watches easteanders, coronation st, emerdale, etc???

 

[Knacker]

Emmerdale, for Chris Tait and the hope that Zoe will get her kit off and have some raunchy girl-on-girl action.

 

[krystal]

me
and Hollyoaks

 

[Theseus Mock]

suicide television. no way.

although I do likes the home and away. That Irene wan is one sexy burd.

I also watch Bachelors Watch but i guess you can't really include that with shite like corrie.

 

[Anne OMalley]

Listen To This

[Cut-out photocopy of chintzy department store at a "dramatic" angle. Background colour - orange.]

"Listen to this. Todd's of Limerick. Annual sale. Starts Monday."

[Fade up music. Self-administer overdose. Exeunt.]

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

kirstie, you have too much TV in your brain, it's alarming!!! thems soaps, they're all depressing. i swore i'd never endure another episode of EE last xmas when the christmas edition featured that bird being beaten up by her husband really graphically... and me ther eating my turkey and ham and stuffing and gravy and aagahaghgahagaghhhhhhh....

 

[krystal]

the reason for this is my parents wouldn't let us have cable when I was a kid, so there was fuck all point to watching telly. Now that I am the mistress of my own destiny, I basically watch it till my eyes are sore.

I *love* telly

 

[Knacker]

Originally posted by kirstie
I *love* ridin'

Telly is great. I *love* ads with good jingles.

"Berger, you're looking good" .... ah! thinking of that makes me feel manly.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Will those west life boys be taking over our screens on christmas day for the 5th or is it 6th year?

Is the christmas RTE guide out yet?

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by Knacker
Man a mano sex is great. I *love* fisting.

 

[Knacker]

Cockpunching is the new fisting.

Anyway, back to ads. That Eclipse Web site design ad is a piece of shit.... probably says a lot about the company.

Anyone see that Foo Fighters ad... where BMG say congratulations to them.... next it'll be Monsanto saying well done to Bruce Springsteen or something....

 

[Anne OMalley]

Those posters really are incredible. It's as if they're part of a conversation being carried on within earshot but over our heads.

Next will be stuff like "Thanks To Gaybo For Last Week's Opening - Love, The All-New Multyfarnham Shopping Centre".

Originally posted by Knacker
Cockpunching is the new fisting.

Anyway, back to ads. That Eclipse Web site design ad is a piece of shit.... probably says a lot about the company.

Anyone see that Foo Fighters ad... where BMG say congratulations to them.... next it'll be Monsanto saying well done to Bruce Springsteen or something....

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by Anne OMalley


Next will be stuff like "Thanks To Gaybo For Last Week's Opening - Love, The All-New Multyfarnham Shopping Centre".

Ohh, I was a at wedding there a few months ago
I can assure you it isn't big enough to have a shop, let alone a centre of them

 

[Theseus Mock]

never seen that eclipse web shite design but it seems a little rediculous to advertise web site design when you're 5 year old sister could concoct something as good as that new dudley corporation web-site.

Anybody see on the TV3 news last night (on the entertainment blurp) where they had all the d-list celebrities of dublin having a party because the new series of sex and the city was premiering last night. fucking hell. these people probably use their hands to wipe their arses.

 

[Knacker]

The Things You're Missing ad was deadly.

And well done to Dell. I mean they've managed to convince us that their computers work.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by Knacker
The Things You're Missing ad was deadly crap.

you're referring to the one in the slate a few weeks ago?

 

[Anne OMalley]

Err...mfflllllbzzzzmry.

Originally posted by Knacker
And well done to Dell. I mean they've managed to convince us that their computers work.

 

[old]

You cunts waste too much time at that telly.
I'm learning, though.
Nightshifts have introduced me to Temptation Island, South Park containing Timmy and Towelly and Granada Men & Motors after 11pm.
First person who brings me the head and attached bow tie of the English prick who used to come on to the full-length advert on late night to tell the dumb American how things worked will win a 10 minute buggering from Tony Hart.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Take Hart

 

[egg_]

I got an ad banned last year - did I tell yiz? One o them Miller things. Gave me a great feeling of power