Any 'never nudes' on thumped? (1 Viewer)

[Mormon Nailer]

mad, when I'm cruising the streets naked in my automobile I find a seat belt is a must. Causes awful chaffing of the left nipple though. Not pleasant at all.

left? Isn't about time you learned to drive?

 

[rettucs]

left? Isn't about time you learned to drive?

no, never. I find driving a much more enjoyable experience when one hasn't really got a clue what they're at. Theres no fun if there isn't that small element of unpredictability about it. Like that time I nearly ran over those schoolchildren. What a rush!!

 

[subbuteo !]

i was talking about shit like this before with one of our fellow posters who i wont name.who was telling me that he cant go straight from the shower or been naked to the take a shit he has to put on jocks first so he has something to pull down before hand.classic

also just socks n jocks wrong!

 

[Jill Hives]

i was talking about shit like this before with one of our fellow posters who i wont name.who was telling me that he cant go straight from the shower or been naked to the take a shit he has to put on jocks first so he has something to pull down before hand.classic

also just socks n jocks wrong!

Well shouldn't one do that BEFORE taking a shower anyway? Not that I want to discuss bathroom habits. Men should always undress in this order:

1. Shoes
2. Socks
3. Shirt
4. Trousers
5. Underwear

Women on the other hand need to mix it up depending on what they are wearing. Sometimes keeping the shoes and stockings on is essential.

 

[Stephen]

also just socks n jocks wrong!

But what about when you wake up in the morning and you just wake up and you're in your jock's and you just pull on the sock's and have to wander round to grab the rest of your clothes... you know how these things happen....

knives and belts = bread and butter

 

[Jill Hives]

But what about when you wake up in the morning and you just wake up and you're in your jock's and you just pull on the sock's and have to wander round to grab the rest of your clothes... you know how these things happen....

Of and knives and belts = bread and butter

See my post above and get dresses step 5 to 1.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Socks should stay on during sex!


Also be worn with Sandals

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Well shouldn't one do that BEFORE taking a shower anyway? Not that I want to discuss bathroom habits. Men should always undress in this order:

1. Shoes
2. Socks
3. Shirt
4. Trousers
5. Underwear

Women on the other hand need to mix it up depending on what they are wearing. Sometimes keeping the shoes and stockings on is essential.

its tips like this that make the internet essential. it'd be foolish to quit.

 

[Stephen]

See my post above and get dresses step 5 to 1.

but but but while getting undressed I do this trouser/sock's combo move. it's dead impressive I swear!

 

[george mcfly]

Well shouldn't one do that BEFORE taking a shower anyway? Not that I want to discuss bathroom habits. Men should always undress in this order:

1. Shoes
2. Socks
3. Shirt
4. Trousers
5. Underwear

Women on the other hand need to mix it up depending on what they are wearing. Sometimes keeping the shoes and stockings on is essential.

that's all very well for someone who's not a never nude

but i've recently read of this concept called under-underwear

 

[hermie]

anyone in particular? wobbler maybe?

haha, i actually have a picture of him on his birthday wearing nothing but a pair of goggles and an illuminous yellow mini-skirt!

 

[hermie]

apparently the South African rugby team used to train in the nude. They were brought to some mountain where it was -30 degrees, made strip off, then were left there for a week or so. It was a toughening up, ball-shrivelling exercise. Great idea really

tell me what year that was and i'll tell you if it was a good idea or not

 

[rettucs]

tell me what year that was and i'll tell you if it was a good idea or not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamp_Staaldraad

Kamp Staaldraad, what a deadly name. Even the name alone would scare the shit out of any sane person.

Check that link out. Whoever said sport was fun?

 

[Space]

that's all very well for someone who's not a never nude

but i've recently read of this concept called under-underwear

So you've been reading Shantaram then. I thought so when I first read this thread. Great book. I'm nearly half way.

 

[george mcfly]

So you've been reading Shantaram then. I thought so when I first read this thread. Great book. I'm nearly half way.

no it was just a concept mentioned in a conversation..never read that book

 

[Space]

no it was just a concept mentioned in a conversation..never read that book

It came from that book I'd say. At least thats where I came across the concept of underunderwear. You should read the book.

 

[CitySickness]

Perhaps this will help:

http://the-op.com/view/article.php?a=8

 

[subbuteo !]

Well shouldn't one do that BEFORE taking a shower anyway?

think you read that wrong. do what? before shower?

ok let me paint the picture for you.he has had his shower so hes drying himself off and he needs a shit so instead of just sitting on the jacks doing the job he puts on his jocks so he can pull em down before doing the shit.

 

[subbuteo !]

But what about when you wake up in the morning and you just wake up and you're in your jock's and you just pull on the sock's and have to wander round to grab the rest of your clothes... you know how these things happen....

of course im more talking about walking around for a while just socks and jocks.

 

[subbuteo !]

See my post above and get dresses step 5 to 1.

i agree !