Radical legislation you’d love to pass (7 Viewers)

[Owen]

912.5% tax on acoustic guitar strings.
All pubs must welcome dogs and provide water bowls and complimentary dog treats and squeaky toys.
Cat friendly pubs to be phased in over a 12 month period.

 

[Anthony]

Electrify the yellow box at junctions.

 

[whathappen?]

i'd slaughter all housemates who play CLANNAD full blast at 2 in the morning

i'd make eggs easier to poach

i'd ban young wans from dressing up as pirates and hanging out at centra on grand parade

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

send all teenagers to boarding school in the countryside, then to labour camp during the summer holidays. they shouldnt get anytime to talk amongst themselevs

 

[flashback]

Make everyone watch The Wire.

 

[egg_]

i'd ban young wans from dressing up as pirates and hanging out at centra on grand parade

There's women dressed as pirates hanging out on grand parade? Where's grand parade?

 

[Wilbert]

No one is allowed drive a car until they ride a bike on the streets for: 3 years or 1000 miles, once they have left school and found their first job. (So they will have to cycle in rush hour traffic.)
They must also ride 100 miles per year every year they hold onto their driving license.

Yes, because cyclists never do mad stuff on the road.

 

[ratmonkey]

There's women dressed as pirates hanging out on grand parade? Where's grand parade?

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=51.897119,-8.475212&spn=0.004019,0.008283&z=17Cork.

Never seen anyone resembling a pirate there though.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

i'd slaughter all housemates who play CLANNAD full blast at 2 in the morning

special by-law excepting the first two Clannad LPs from the above.

 

[nonemoreblack]

Ban all golf umbrellas, except for people with unfeasibly large heads. People carrying regular umbrellas to be trained to carry them above a height of 7 feet.

Ban golf and turn all golf courses back into wilderness, the work will be carried out by golf club members.

 

[Unicron]

Ban all golf umbrellas, except for people with unfeasibly large heads. People carrying regular umbrellas to be trained to carry them above a height of 7 feet.

Ban golf and turn all golf courses back into wilderness, the work will be carried out by golf club members.

And you a Scot. Disgraceful.

 

[coast to coast]

ban everything.

 

[flashback]

Yes, because cyclists never do mad stuff on the road.

cyclists do retarded shit all the time, but the consequences of a cyclist actually screwing up and hitting someone are far less than a truck / car.

I'm not talking about how dickheady some riders are, its how vulnerable they are on the road surrounded by trucks and cars trying to push them around.

 

[Squiggle]

Ban all golf umbrellas, except for people with unfeasibly large heads. People carrying regular umbrellas to be trained to carry them above a height of 7 feet.

Ban golf and turn all golf courses back into wilderness, the work will be carried out by golf club members.

You get my vote.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Move drink-driving checkpoints from Dublin (where no one dies on the roads from drink) to down the country (where they're killing each other every fecking week, scuttered and speeding).

 

[broken arm]

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[David Kronenbourg]

i'd kill all our cleverest scientists unless they improved our summers

 

[Diddles]

Make it mandatory to have two queues in all shops, banks etc., one for normal people and one for the hopelessly bewildered.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Ban golf and turn all golf courses back into wilderness, the work will be carried out by golf club members.

My parents would be devastated if that happened.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Move drink-driving checkpoints from Dublin (where no one dies on the roads from drink) to down the country (where they're killing each other every fecking week, scuttered and speeding).

All car crashes to be reported as follows:

1 - Detail of injuries suffered
2 - Speed travelled when impact occurred
3 - Alcohol level of driver(s)
4 - Seatbelt analysis
5 - Likely reason for accident

No exceptions.