Radical legislation you’d love to pass (2 Viewers)

[Space]

Uh, this is kind of at odds with my KILL ALL SPIDERS UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD law.

If everyone was taught to get over their arachnophobia in school then there'd be no need for your law.

Also, who luck after the flies?

 

[ratmonkey]

Spiders good, flies bad.

 

[jane]

If everyone was taught to get over their arachnophobia in school then there'd be no need for your law.

Also, who luck after the flies?

Flies? Kill them, too. Oh, I know, eradicating spiders is the beginning of the slippery slope, but that's why my ideas are so radical. DESTROY THE ECOSYSTEM! Oh, wait. Never mind.

Anyway, I hate flies. We've had a bit of a fly problem this summer, and they're a fucking pain. I don't kill those long-legged spiders (which we call Daddy Longlegs, but you use that name for things that fly), I just let them be. They don't really scare me, although I'd flip out of there was actually one *on* me.

Can I at least pass a law that prohibits spiders from coming near me? Seems a reasonable compromise.

 

[billygannon]

Introduce flying spiders

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

enforced sterility until the age of 29
24 hour working week
strictly enforced ban on alcohol for under 25s (no arguments)
no cars for young lads
curfews imposed on whoever i decide
close all spars and centras and force more bakeries and creameries to open

Oh Hi Mr. McDowell.

 

[egg_]

I don't kill those long-legged spiders (which we call Daddy Longlegs, but you use that name for things that fly), I just let them be.

Harvestmen, they're called

 

[Stan Bowles]

except for you, Stan bowles and Mark E Smith

Fuck off you dirty spud muncher.

 

[billygannon]

Introduce a British day?

 

[Unicron]

Haven't done it in a while, but I'm sort of a 'regular contributor'. They're a lovely bunch down there. Hope it came across okay!

I missed you but heard Sue Townsend give out about boring people in a Room 101 type fashion whilst making my coffee.

Anyway, I should be aloud to send anyone I want to a gulag.

 

[ann post]

smoking in bars

 

[HMD]

If everyone was taught to get over their arachnophobia in school then there'd be no need for your law.

Also, who luck after the flies?

All the rain this summer was because of the high rates in human on spider crime. they'll be after the black birds next.



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[Space]

Spiders good, flies bad.

May I refer you to this post?

Spiders are deadly, they kill flies, flies are cunts. The end.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Fuck off you dirty spud muncher.

so that leaves person i don't know off the intenret and Mark E. Smith.

i shall make them mate in captivity

- wait...that makes no sense - enslave ALL english, it's easier that way

 

[Catwoman]

so that leaves person i don't know off the intenret and Mark E. Smith.

i shall make them mate in captivity

Christ!

 

[Yurn!]

Ban the killing of spiders

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL ALL SPIDERS UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD

YEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jill Hives]

Spiders are evil and one nearly got me deported last year, so off with their heads!

 

[Lili Marlene]

can we ban wasps while we're at it?
Make it a bit more radical.

oh and ban punk rock, noise-pop, 'extreme' music, emo and anyone who thinks the Jose Gonzalez version is better

 

[magicbastarder]

i don't see why they can't make prisoners work while in prison. ii'd bring back chain gangs.

 

[ratmonkey]

i don't see why they can't make prisoners work while in prison. ii'd bring back chain gangs.

Put them on one of these.

 

[classic seanc]

i don't see why they can't make prisoners work while in prison. ii'd bring back chain gangs.

Will they get paid?