Your work situation (8 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

ooof

 

[george mcfly]

I have the worst punctuality in the world. Even as a musician I turn up at least an hour late all the time.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I signed a contract that says 9 to 5.30 and it had nothing in it about turning up early to turn on machinery. Apart from 1 blissful morning when I slept in for an hour or so I've never been later than 2 or 3 minutes late and I've stayed late loads of times which is never acknowledged. I don't really care about that except when I get these irritating emails, today's wasn't the first.

 

[therealjohnny]

I signed a contract that says 9 to 5.30 and it had nothing in it about turning up early to turn on machinery. Apart from 1 blissful morning when I slept in for an hour or so I've never been later than 2 or 3 minutes late and I've stayed late loads of times which is never acknowledged. I don't really care about that except when I get these irritating emails, today's wasn't the first.

yeah, fuck them. If you're not getting paid til 9 you don't owe them your time. That's just some bean counter HR shit.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Banged in sick

Fuck those guys

 

[pete]

doing an end of year review

argh

 

[hermie]

doing an end of year review

argh

Did mine last week, what a paper-pushing pain in my balls!

 

[pete]

self assessment

fuck. this.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

doing an end of year review

argh

Real life horror

 

[therealjohnny]

self assessment

fuck. this.

"I think I should get the parachute because I'm great.
In fact, I think I should get both of them in case one doesn't work."

 

[hermie]

self assessment

fuck. this.

I cog someone else's every time and just change the wording to suit me area. Makes no sense but fuggit

 

[nooleen]

"Hi everyone. I'd like to remind everyone that the working day starts at 9 and so you need to be in before 9 to get your computer turned on etc blah blah blah don't expect me to notice any extra time you put in. Regards..."

Sent only to me

Hi Bob,

If you need my computer on and ready for me to begin work at 9 on the dot, please ensure that you switch it on before I arrive for my paid working hours.

Regards...

 

[nooleen]

PS
As a gesture of good faith, I will take it upon myself to ensure that my machine is already fully off by the stroke of 5 each evening.

 

[Reets]

 

[nooleen]

"another day at the office lol"

 

[therealjohnny]

As hokey (and unlikely) as it sounds, I'm a fan of positive thought. If you want something, go for it.

I believe in myself

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[therealjohnny]

wham! wham! wham!

 

[pete]

Can. Not. Wait.

Hurry up bus!

 

[Jill Hives]

I believe in myself

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That has to be a joke, right? Please say yes.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

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I want to go there!