Today I noticed that my colleague who performs "the preparations for this" and "the gathering of requirements for that" sometimes executes these things too
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In the early days of predictive text were you called "Asian" a lot?MY NAME IS NOT BRAIN!!!!11
in the early days of predictive text people used to call me Asian to my faceIn the early days of predictive text were you called "Asian" a lot?
Ryan, is that you?Big hoo-hah being made in work about my wages
Agreed a sum at my last review, now the company are tied up in knots over my contract
About to start on a new project in Australia but now that's unlikely
Fucking plebs
Had an after work emergency call out to a water treatment plant down the country. Was there about an hour and was testing circuits in one building a few minutes walk up the top of the site. I drive down to check the fire alarm panel to see if I'd cleared the fault and the local council workers had locked up and went home. Leaving half their site unprotected until I can back tomorrow morning. Arseholes
Please forward all queries to my agentRyan, is that you?
But, to anyone worth talking to, surely that makes you seen as the wisest? Or at least the guy who's seen this shit before?In previous jobs I'd very often be either the smartest or the weirdest in any meeting. Sometimes both. These days the best I can hope for is "oldest"
So if, for example, you use the word "crazy" on slack, you'll get a popup sayingmy work said:We are excited to share that, in collaboration with the IT Services (ITS) team, we made a bot for Slack focused on improving our inclusive communication practices.
Ah god bless those atypical Yanksbot said:You used the word "crazy". Were you referring to someone or a situation? Why don't you try using words like "wild" or "atypical" instead?
That’s cray craySo if, for example, you use the word "crazy" on slack, you'll get a popup saying
Ah god bless those atypical Yanks
That’s cray cray
Might be a setting your work has enabled, we don’t get nannying like that on ours.So if, for example, you use the word "crazy" on slack, you'll get a popup saying
Ah god bless those atypical Yanks
Might be a setting your work has enabled, we don’t get nannying like that on ours.
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