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[avernus]

Oh look who's laughing, a bloke who can't even beat me 3 worms to 1, and one who likes Tim fucking Buckley!

In fairness I laughed out loud in the office and people asked what I was laughing at. I said it was the really unfunny movie file they just spammed me with...

it was Jeff, dickhead!

 

[Stan Bowles]

it was Jeff, dickhead!

The one that drowned yeah? that's the one I meant, warbly voiced cunt.

 

[avernus]

The one that drowned yeah? that's the one I meant, warbly voiced cunt.

hehe

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

jeff buckley?!?!?!

ahaa!! rofl!!!

 

[Stan Bowles]

LOL

 

[avernus]

jeff buckley?!?!?!

ahaa!! rofl!!!

yeah t'eva. 6 years ago y'all had your dicks in your hands listening to him. I don't listen to his stuff anymore, but my dick is still firmly in my hand. fickle pricks.

 

[Stan Bowles]

I always hated him. LOSER.

 

[avernus]

I always hated him. LOSER.

Bowles you'd better show up at thumped football one of these days. that's all I'm saying.

 

[avernus]

oh and be in goal. yeah, dickhead.

 

[Johnnyc]

So anyway, fuck Gears Of War. Are we on for worms tonight?

 

[Stan Bowles]

!baggyyyy

 

[avernus]

So anyway, fuck Gears Of War. Are we on for worms tonight?

yeah fuck gears of war. what is this worms shit? dickhead.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

yeah fuck gears of war. what is this worms shit? dickhead.

Well you play as a whiny voiced worm that has limited capability and drowns when it comes in contact with water.

 

[avernus]

Well you play as a whiny voiced worm that has limited capability and drowns when it comes in contact with water.

sounds awesome. does this worm have any music I can listen to?

 

[Johnnyc]

There's this thing...called the internet. Use it.

 

[avernus]

There's this thing...called the internet. Use it.

why tap my fingers like a jerk when you can tap yours for me. jerk.

 

[Johnnyc]

Anyone else feel stupid playing something like Worms on a console that can run things like GOW and Oblivion? A console that costs around 400 - 500 euro? No?

 

[Johnnyc]

why tap my fingers like a jerk when you can tap yours for me. jerk.

Not tap. Break.

 

[avernus]

Not tap. Break.

Not break, insert.

 

[Johnnyc]

Not break, insert.

Not fingers, cock.