Worst film you've ever seen (2 Viewers)

[Yurn!]

Also, Diving Bell and the Butterfly sticks out as this year's tedious stinker.

Fantastic film.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Fantastic film.

Yarp.
Worked great I thought.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

I saw a film called Pathology a few months ago, about doctors who kill amid drug-felled autopsy orgies. Although there were a lot of tits in the movie, it was still the worst movie I have seen in a long time. It was that bad. If there were no tits, it would be categorically the worst film I've ever seen.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

tits can lift a film from physically painful to watch to just-about-sit-throughable. case in point: swordfish. the only reason i sat through that piece of shit was to get a look at halle berry's norks, which were a little disappointing if truth be told. another example is gia with angenlina jolie. god that was awful

 

[Moods For Mallards]

halle berry's norks, which were a little disappointing if truth be told

Agreed.

 

[Space]

Have you guys not got the internet?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

yeah in work. at home it's VHS and jazz mags

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Have you guys not got the internet?

It's more exciting in the cinema. Sunday Indo and a big coat, game on.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

case in point: swordfish. the only reason i sat through that piece of shit was to get a look at halle berry's norks, which were a little disappointing if truth be told.

I was happy to see them.
I certainly didn't equivocate at the time.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I was happy to see them.
I certainly didn't equivocate at the time.

i equivocated into a sock

 

[magicbastarder]

 

[Franco]

The Tiger's Tail is on now. It's hilariously, unintentionally godawful; it is Soupy Norman: The Movie

 

[Milker]

Taken....sorry but dross w-ever-tf that means but that was craaaaaap..i wanted to see the daughter die..awful, awful, awful.

 

[quaidox]

The Tiger's Tail is on now. It's hilariously, unintentionally godawful; it is Soupy Norman: The Movie

ha ha, agreed, i just tried to watch it there now, fooking shite! gleeso, what WERE you thinking?!

 

[Franco]

Some great lines in it though.

Gleeson: "Do you know Bertie Barrett?"
Mad Prozzer Woman: "Bertie Barrett? The property developer? He likes to dress up as a baby.....and suck tit."

Gleeson running about like Papa Lazarou is deadly too.

 

[pete]

Taken....sorry but dross w-ever-tf that means but that was craaaaaap..i wanted to see the daughter die..awful, awful, awful.

that movie was awesome, minor gripes like

Spoiler

an Irishman playing an American pretending to be a French cop while speaking English to the Albanians

aside.

Anyway, Famke Janssen is in it.

I bet you didn't like Max Payne either

 

[muffin]

absolutely shocking piece of shite

 

[Milker]

that movie was awesome, minor gripes like

Spoiler

an Irishman playing an American pretending to be a French cop while speaking English to the Albanians

aside.

Anyway, Famke Janssen is in it.

I bet you didn't like Max Payne either

unavailable dad who abandons national security operations to fly 3,000 miles to never miss his Airplane-style-soft-focused daughters birthdays...never missed ONE...thats the epitome 'unavailable'...Liam was not the man for this gig either..Mark W may be A1, haven't seen Max yet..but Neeson sounds and performs like a broken-nosed camel.

Stealing millionaires daughters from other millionaires apartments to process them into the international rape/sex trade is nice..i'm for THAT..but surely a backpacker from the Navan road would've been more discreet.

i did want the girl to die coz i was sick of her.

Arnie coulda played Neesons part and that woulda tied up the whole foreigner-a-phobia nicely

really it was shite

 

[Lili Marlene]

that movie was awesome, minor gripes like

Spoiler

an Irishman playing an American pretending to be a French cop while speaking English to the Albanians

aside.

pete, that's called acting

absolutely shocking piece of shite

ah here, terrible film but hardly surprising. They get told what to do by a giant loom, like a rubbish version of the game Loom

 

[evil bandit]

That was terribel alright, I only lasted 25 minutes into that then just fast forwarded to see how it ended.

I bet you didn't like Max Payne either

I saw that the other night and enjoyed it although

Spoiler

When they were going to throw Max into the water he was in handcuffs then he hit Beau Bridges and headbutted the other lad and jumped into the water only to surface without any handcuffs on