Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[mark]

One of the few films I just couldn't watch.

fucking right. i thought this was utter dross. compounded by the fact that everybody else seemed to loved it. bunch of arse.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Rosario Dawson dancing was well cute.

She never really puts a foot wrong, does she? No pun intended.

Just comes off like a good sport.

 

[Catwoman]

three horrendous examples off the top of my head; some worse than others:

I've not seen ratcatcher and after seeing Lynne Ramsey's other film Morvern Caller, I can only imagine how bad it is.

I've just remembered another two I hated:

And

 

[frona]

Have we had this one yet?

The badness of this is made worse by the fact that I was taken in by the little pretentious snippets of good reviews they had on the cover. What a foolish fool I've been.

Some of the stuff on this thread makes me smile though. Watching Jaws 2 was one of the funniest things I've ever experienced. And while I was angry at the time, looking back at Battlefield Earth brings a smile to my face too with its awfulness.

 

[cmndr mind fuck]

School of Rock..

 

[JohnnyRaz]

School of Rock..

i second all the following ones;

babel; god almighty. hurry up and die kate, so we can get the fuck out. All interlinked by a tragic accident back of my balls meandering bollocks. films with out of sequence scenes/interlocking plots only work when there fast moving enough for the audience not to twig whats going on.

garage; coming from small town midland stuff myself, i can appriciate its realistic depictions of small town midlanders, but more slow moving, tragic dignity of the average man arse. I felt like Id spent a week in clonaslee upon leaving the cinema.

he was a quiet man; I still havent decided whether this was hilariously subversive and darkly, disturbingly comic (like 'Happiness'), or just ill concieved and crass.

thats my three cent.

 

[Nate Champion]

From the director of the fourth and third worst films ever made comes the second worst film ever made. Only Chasing Amy is keeping all of this prick's films off the very bottom of the crapheap

Oh, Jesus - allout winner for this thread. My housemate actually bought this. Kinda funny how unbelievably dumb it is - I certainly laughed a fair bit.

Also, Diving Bell and the Butterfly sticks out as this year's tedious stinker. I feel like I'm Matthew Modine talking about 'the Piano' in that restaurant scene from 'the Real Blonde' every time someone says how moving it is.

 

[CitySickness]

he was a quiet man; I still havent decided whether this was hilariously subversive and darkly, disturbingly comic (like 'Happiness'), or just ill concieved and crass.

It would have to be funny to qualify for the former, right?

 

[evil bandit]

Oh, Jesus - allout winner for this thread. My housemate actually bought this. Kinda funny how unbelievably dumb it is - I certainly laughed a fair bit.

I think if you go back to the first few pages that's my suggestion. Terrible, terrible fucking film, not one redeeming thing about it.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

It would have to be funny to qualify for the former, right?

yeah, i guess I should have said 'trying to be darkly'. There werent many laughs in the raz household when we rented that one out!

 

[Alan Remorse]

School of Rock..

that's crazy talk!

 

[mark]

School of Rock..

pete! ban this fick silth.

 

[Mitchum]

I've not seen ratcatcher and after seeing Lynne Ramsey's other film Morvern Caller, I can only imagine how bad it is.

I've just remembered another two I hated:

And

Ratcatcher is a great film. It's a lot like Kes.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Romero can suck my fucking dick after inflicting this heap of steaming shite on the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[plug]

nooooo!!! kes is a great movie. ratcatcher is... I just remember feeling it was contrived to the brink of pointlessness. maybe I'd think differently if i watched it again.

I keep getting flashbacks of some terrible movies since I last posted here. forgot about palindromes; not only one of the biggest fuckheaps of a movie EVER, but also one of the biggest disappointments.

funny how people keep mentioning babel. it kind of started okay enough. it does end particularly badly though. there's no denying that.

reminds me... a bit of an obvious target, but I don't think anyone has mentioned crash yet. not the croneneberg one; the retarded, hollywood, we're all a bunch of racists one. I don't think there has ever been a more aptly titled movie. if it were an actual crash it would be a jumbo jet full of children recovering from leukaemia crashing into a football stadium of grannies and pregnant women. truly, indescribably awful.

 

[Corey]

By 'worst', im assuming that the threads author means 'badly made/written/etc. There are some great films on this thread.

for shame, assholes.



I was told to go see Saw when it came out. I never got over how bad it was. Or how shamelessly the next 17 sequels were put together.

It still makes me angry.

 

[Ferox13]

Romero can suck my fucking dick after inflicting this heap of steaming shite on the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It still is a lo better than Land of the Dead.

 

[the departed]

Romero can suck my fucking dick after inflicting this heap of steaming shite on the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

oh for sure..

cool poster though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

By 'worst', im assuming that the threads author means 'badly made/written/etc. There are some great films on this thread.

for shame, assholes.

I think people are throwing in most disappointing, most boring/pretentious in here with the worst ones, assholes that they are.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

It still is a lo better than Land of the Dead.

No way in hell is it anywhere NEAR as good as Land Of The Dead, which actually now that I think of it should be added to the list fr sucking so much ass. Romero is dead to me.

oh and I dont know how I forgot these little "gems" from everyones new favourite "horror" director Eli Roth.....

and

and these 2 films that slithered out of Hollywood's asshole last year.....

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