Worst film you've ever seen (3 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

possibly my favourite film of all time.
lots of people hate it.

i guess you have to see it in a cinema.

I saw it in Screen 17 (the big one) in Cineworld and I still felt it was all style and zero substance.
Love Is Eternal repeated ad nauseum. And I mean nauseum.
Like getting clubbed to death with a hammer made completely from gaudy velvet.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Worst. Film. EVER

 

[Alan Remorse]

Dude.
Square pigs.
Debi Mazar in a bikini.
Stuart Re-animator Gordon at the helm.

What more do you want?

Yeah. Amazing film.

I've already said Lady In The Water earlier and I'm still hard pressed to think of a worse film.

But Kill Bill is up there definitely. Chasing Amy is also seconded. Christ.

 

[daydream_nation]

boondock saints
roadhouse

 

[Alan Remorse]

roadhouse

agh! this is the best film ever made.

 

[daydream_nation]

agh! this is the best film ever made.

the best worst film ever made maybe. whoever came up with the whole thing bout swayze having studied philosophy at nyu was a fucking genius. mind bogglingly ridiculous

 

[Jerry Twig]

boondock saints

bejaney and begorrah, ye wouldn't be wrong there boyos

 

[Alan Remorse]

I lost my mind when I saw Roadhouse for the first time. How could something be so amazing? It was like it was made just for me.

 

[cpr]

awful,awful,awful...I almost punched someone after it...

 

[Umfufu]

I know some people here loved this but it bored the fuck out of me.

 

[Yurn!]

Agreed on Chasing Amy alright. Mind-bogglingly infantile turd burger.

In terms of wasted opportunity with everything at their disposal, awful execution, script, ideas, or anything resembling a character...it has to be these two fucking yokes.

 

[classic seanc]

Anyone ever seen this:

"Englands grim, innit" film #53647, featuring extra gang rape.

I know Nigglebith disagrees with me so maybe I'm seriously missing something, but this was awful:

"A noble deed. A truly noble deed. Noble deed.......A noble, noble deed" Yeah, good man Laurence.

 

[Goodbye]

Fuck

off

 

[Froog]

 

[flashback]

Your wan in the middle there has a bit of a durty look about her.



I appreciate that.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.

 

[nonemoreblack]

 

[plug]

three horrendous examples off the top of my head; some worse than others:

and some movie with macaulay culkin... party monster. the realisation of how bad it was going to be was almost instantaneous. that was so bad we turned it off after three minutes; then my friend scratched it before he went back to chartbusters so no one else would have the misfortune of renting it.

 

[plug]

Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.

that too!


and in fairness to funny man, it does have christopher lee in it for about two minutes. and I guess there are abuot one or two redeeming bits. it's still overwhelmingly shit though.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Holy crap, what's that Funny Man movie?