Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[tim]

Anything with Julia Roberts in it.

 

[seanface]

This has been widely quoted as one of the most dire movies of recent times in the US this summer

i was in the cinema in NY this summer and i got asked to grade an upcoming movie based on the trailer. the dude doing it was black himself and when he asked what me what i didn't like about the trailer i said "sticking it to whitey movies are just not cool". he wrote that down. what a legend.|..|we agreed that in the space of time the trailer managed to insult black, white, rich, poor and various other groups through horrible horrible stereotypes and fart jokes

 

[Vinnie]

i was probably just trying to be controversial in hindsight, vincent.

Dont let me catch you at it again

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

i dont want to read 19 pages but i would say kung pow and perfume. rubbish.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

 

[Vinnie]

A bizzarre and inexplicably shocking follow up to 2 pretty good movies. Its like it was written and directed by a 5 year old.

 

[RSJ]

i dont want to read 19 pages but i would say kung pow and perfume. rubbish.

Perfume was great. I fear for the safety of my CDs/Dvds.

 

[Squiggle]

Perfume was great. I fear for the safety of my CDs/Dvds.

You fear that people are buying them in order to ritually destroy them? Probably not entirely unfounded

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

Perfume was great. I fear for the safety of my CDs/Dvds.

perfume trundled along grand - some great scenes of france and life back then. really wonderful stuff...
then in 1 quick swoop they had that scene in the stadium and destroyed all the good work before.
to me it was the equivalent to buying some cds/dvds off someone and finding no cds in the box when you got home*


*this did not happen when i bought cds off you.incidently i have terrible taste in films.

 

[RSJ]

Had you not read the book? To be honest i was more into it for the visuals. Amazing looking movie, definitely in my top five.

 

[FERGLOR]

 

[Bladez]

Absolute shite!

 

[Franco]

I Heart Huckabees is an annoying piece of wankery.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

 

[Yurn!]

the princess bride

agreed. i didn't watch this film as a kid so i missed yizzer adolescent haze but it's fookin garbage.

actually the only decent irish film i can think of is I Went Down.

and what a flick

A bizzarre and inexplicably shocking follow up to 2 pretty good movies. Its like it was written and directed by a 5 year old.

my mind still breaks down when i even think of this movie. i just can't comprehend. i just...i j-just don't get....

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

 

[evil bandit]

So if they decided to remake the play Closer but getting Kevin Smith to do the screenplay and the Wayans brothers directing with Julia Roberts keeping her original role but Danny Dyer replacing Clive Owens then would we have the worst film of all time????

 

[hermie]

So if they decided to remake the play Closer but getting Kevin Smith to do the screenplay and the Wayans brothers directing with Julia Roberts keeping her original role but Danny Dyer replacing Clive Owens then would we have the worst film of all time????

haha, definately. top marks

 

[Yurn!]

So if they decided to remake the play Closer but getting Kevin Smith to do the screenplay and the Wayans brothers directing with Julia Roberts keeping her original role but Danny Dyer replacing Clive Owens then would we have the worst film of all time????

Throw in Ryan Phillipe and we have a winner.

 

[cephalopod]

So if they decided to remake the play Closer but getting Kevin Smith to do the screenplay and the Wayans brothers directing with Julia Roberts keeping her original role but Danny Dyer replacing Clive Owens then would we have the worst film of all time????

yeah, but we'd need Vinnie Jones providing some hired 'muscle' somewhere too.

 

[hermie]

yeah, but we'd need Vinnie Jones providing some hired 'muscle' somewhere too.

maybe replace Natalie Portman with Meg Ryan?