cmndr mind fuck
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working in a laboratory, same three people day in day out, nothing in common, boring work...prefered making big macs in mcds
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I'm the only person on thumped who has never had a shit job. Thanks be to jaysus.
Anyone ever do deli work? I usually just work in the shop on the tills at weekends (dead easy, shite pay but I get to play whatever music I want and I work with a friend) but before I left for here I was in the deli for 2 months. My god that was tough. The place needs at least 4 people to run the deli well but it really had 2.5 people..
at a manual handling course the other day the genius pressing next on the powerpoint display rebuked us saying " I'm not telling you this for the good of your health"
I'm the only person on thumped who has never had a shit job. Thanks be to jaysus.
reported for work and was led to an office miles away from anyone else. on the desk there was a 4 foot pile of newspapers, two yokes of prit stick, a sicsors and a massive scrap book like we had in primary school.
i lasted a day.
this sounds a bit like my favorite job. every day for two years i used to cut up 3 or 4 copies of the irish times and paste all the stories on to a4 pages then file them all away according to topic. it was a bit like play school and i used to be able to buy cheap books and get free tickets to unmentionable gigs. that only took about half of my time, the rest would be spent on the phone with people like kevin myers and lara marlowe helping them with their articles.
How can one go about getting a job like this?
I'll never eat from a deli again after seeing how long the food can be left out for...
this sounds a bit like my favorite job. every day for two years i used to cut up 3 or 4 copies of the irish times and paste all the stories on to a4 pages then file them all away according to topic. it was a bit like play school and i used to be able to buy cheap books and get free tickets to unmentionable gigs. that only took about half of my time, the rest would be spent on the phone with people like kevin myers and lara marlowe helping them with their articles.
that's a no then?ernie :-(
Is it worse than being asked if we sell ipods in a sony shop? mannnnn....
x 10000ernie :-(
Is it worse than being asked if we sell ipods in a sony shop? mannnnn....
Jesus... a lot of bad memories dredged up empathising with all these SHIT JOB EXPERIENCES!!!!
The worst job I ever did was IBM in Blanchardstown, that wasn't actually too bad (except I didn't have a clue what the fuck I was supposed to be doing), but then a bunch of us were moved to Swindon for a month.
Swindon
I still didn't know what I was doing but I was also living in a travel lodge in THE WORST TOWN IN THE WORLD. Somehow it got a bit worse. After three weeks the rest of the Irish team (who were a bunch of goons) went back to Dublin to leave me on my lonesome.. then they told us that in fact we were there to learn the job of the english team so they could all be fired and we would do their job in Dublin. They didn't like me much then
Swindon is famous for having a round-about that has four other round-abouts around it-
Swindon is famous for having a round-about that has four other round-abouts around it-
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