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[the strange guy]

How loose is your ass?

It's like my mouth when I purse my lips.
Tight enough - but I can open it wider if needs be
How about yourself?

 

[Cara]

It's like my mouth when I purse my lips.
Tight enough - but I can open it wider if needs be
How about yourself?

Well I do my rectal exercises everyday, so I'm sphincter lickin' good down there

 

[the strange guy]

That's fuckin gross.

 

[Cara]

Sorry, must be in the wrong thread for that kind of thing then...?

 

[Vinnie]

 

[JohnnyRaz]

It's Defakiddi-Caninicoitus.
Google's your only man.

what about the pre-inserted babbies choice?

 

[the strange guy]

what about the pre-inserted babbies choice?

Sweeties + Puppies = Consent

 

[the strange guy]

卐 卐 卐
I call this 'Four rivers intersecting x 3'

卍 卍 卍
I call this '3 x Gnitcesretni srevir ruof'

 

[Gambra]

Anymore posting from jj.am or Encyclopedia Dramatica won't be funny.

 

[the strange guy]

But... that's where the funny shit is!

 

[Gambra]

Last one.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

looks like jimmy carr getting it up the swiss from a sexually rampant oap

 

[GO]

Top Thread People.Long live the thread.

 

[Los Davos]

deep frozen poo rape.

 

[the strange guy]

Ah, you mean the Space Needle.

http://thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=51709&highlight=space+needle&page=4

 

[Los Davos]

I don't feel quite so lonely anymore. I never even considered
a condom for the ultimate melting during er...intercourse. Genius.

The transmogrification of dildo to banana.

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

Christ! I might learn how to use photoshop, turns out its easier than reading at an eight year olds level.

 

[Los Davos]

austria is landlocked

 

[the strange guy]

australia is landlocked in a basement

Fixed

 

[Gambra]

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cellair

In west Australia born and raised
Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and building incest dungeons underneath my pool
I took three kids out cuz they were all good
told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood.
I fucked just one of my daughters the police got scared
But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair.

They called the partyvan and when it got near
The license plate said “AUSTRALIA” and it had dice in the mirror
"you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare,"
I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!"

She crawled out the house after 7 offspring
And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak Australian"
But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs,
so come and party with me, in my second Cellair.