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DIANETICS POLL - RESULTS

Total number of people who have taken this poll to date: 42899

Question 1: Do you think people can be helped? 94 % Yes
6 % No

Question 2: Has anyone ever helped you? 87 % Yes
12 % No

Question 3: Is control a necessary part of life? 83 % Yes
16 % No

Question 4: Could control be a positive thing? 90 % Yes
9 % No

Question 5: Does guilt make a person less willing to communicate? 86 % Yes
13 % No

Question 6: Does the commission of harmful acts lead to further harmful acts? 78 % Yes
21 % No

Question 7: If people could discuss the things they've done and withheld, without being judged or condemned, would that be beneficial? 87 % Yes
12 % No

For more information on what motivates people and how the mind works, read Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health by L. Ron Hubbard.

 

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where do sign up?

 

[La La]

i feel sorry for Alien Cruise.
aka Tom "aliens! space! gagabababahoo ha! i won't let this woman get away! Cruise's unborn chidler.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I've decided to learn a new word every day. Todays word is:

'fallaciloquence' which descibes a deceitful speech.

I'll have another one same time tomorrow.

 

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i feel sorry for Alien Cruise.

even though he's obscenely rich and (believes) he can leave his own body?
(and there is never any reality beyond that which you believe in)

i feel more sorry for the 12% of people who say no one's ever helped them.

 

[La La]

even though he's obscenely rich and (believes) he can leave his own body?
(and there is never any reality beyond that which you believe in)

i feel more sorry for the 12% of people who say no one's ever helped them.

yeah....no, i still feel more sorry for the babby.

and that 'silent birth' shit they make the women do?

GAH!!

 

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there's a word for people like la la... lefty?

 

[La La]

there's a word for people like la la... lefty?

lovely
loquacious....


i prefer luminous.

but anyway, lefty?

 

[ICUH8N]

I wish I could change my "handle" to "Minor Thetan"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

there's a word for people like la la... lefty?

Yes bernard, she's a 'sacricolist'.

A devout worshipper with good cheek bones who suffers from occasional bouts of spiritual skeptisism.

 

[La La]

Yes bernard, she's a 'sacricolist'.

A devout worshipper with good cheek bones who suffers from occasional bouts of spiritual skeptisism.

awwwww.

but anyway, scientology.
have any of ye seen the south park episode?

side-splittingly funny.

 

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she'll soon see the error in her false thinking.

 

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awwwww.

but anyway, scientology.
have any of ye seen the south park episode?

side-splittingly funny.

no cos they banned the reruns and wouldnt show it in the uk!

 

[La La]

no cos they banned the reruns and wouldnt show it in the uk!

www.thesuperficial.com

you'll have to go through the archives for march i think, but you'll see it there.
alternatively, try you tube.

 

[shitepipe]

I've decided to learn a new word every day. Todays word is:

'fallaciloquence' which descibes a deceitful speech.

I'll have another one same time tomorrow.

i've another few for you lefty:

Noellation The malignant satisfaction experienced by Noel Edmonds now Deal or No Deal has convinced him his critics were all wrong.

Teepression The overwhelming sense of sadness one experiences when driving past a golf course.

Blipindustry The time and effort sound- effects people spend putting noises on to shots of laptop graphics in movies, even though laptop graphics don't make noises in real life.

McNabbery The guilty pride someone left wing has in the SAS.

Artiquated Adjective used to describe the sense of amazement we sometimes have that, even in the 21st century, we still have to hire an artist to do drawings of what a trial looks like.

Noelancholia The depression felt by long-term critics of Noel Edmonds now that Noel thinks he's proven them all wrong even though they know they're still right.

(courtesy of armando iannuci..)

 

[La La]

here is the exact link for the south park episode. yo uwill have to scroll down a bit but you'll see it.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/week_2006_03_19.html

enjoy!

 

[RSJ]

You on about the tom cruise one or the scientology one? Thought the tom cruise one was only alright, but the scientology one was fuckin brilliant.

Wonder how much people actually know about scientology outside of "loads of famous people are into it and it's nuts". Don't think i've ever heard any of the actual beliefs.

 

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I prefer THIS Justin.

 

[Hector Grey]

there's nothing in scientology that's any weirder than the tenants of any other major religion. anyone for virgin birth? people, even those poor unfourtunate rich and fmous ones, can believe what they like. can't they? you cunts leave l ron hubbard alone.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

there's nothing in scientology that's any weirder than the tenants of any other major religion. anyone for virgin birth? people, even those poor unfourtunate rich and fmous ones, can believe what they like. can't they? you cunts leave l ron hubbard alone.

you're going to hell for that one.

unless you go to a church and get into a box and tell an old man about it and repeat whatever incantations he tells you to, and go to mass this sunday and eat the flesh of god's son.


amen.