this is the *subject* of a spam email i just got (1 Viewer)

[pete]

Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director

amazing

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

fuck. if you need any money let me know

 

[rettucs]

I got a text message yesterday saying my phone had been chosen for a share in 850,000 pounds sterling and all I had to do was e-mail my name and address to an e-mail address they provided.

my phone is so lucky

 

[rettucs]

the joy's too good for you pete ;

its rikers island all the way

 

[rettucs]

wherez ma fucken money petez

 

[HMD]

There hasn't been a decent benefit gig in ages. pete sort it out

 

[JohnnyRaz]

jaysus pete - who shopped you to the feds? my money's on washing cattle - he's too clever by half.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Remember when the Nigerian prince just wanted to deposit $500,000 in your account? I got an email where they were looking to share 250 million. Imagine if the feds knew about that...

 

[ratmonkey]

The FBI tracked me down to tell me I'd won a few million in some lottery or other, which was nice of them.

 

[Diddles]

An email from 'The Facebook'

A married woman on the "Facebook" of CHEATERS is looking to sleep with you!

This is not the Facebook that you know, this is the "Facebook of Sex Dating"!

You will be able to meet, date, and sleep with married woman that will be very EXCITED to meet you. They DO NOT want to get divorced, but they DO want to fool around.

Go here to make a sad married woman happy again

 

[brianoak]

There hasn't been a decent benefit gig in ages. pete sort it out

Haha, there really hasn't.

I don't go to gigs...I go to benefits man.