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[hydromancer]

I guess there are interesting to study I don't eat calamari because they are so biologically complex

 

[Reets]

It’s ok, most of it is pigs anus now, so no sea critters harmed in the making of that deliciously anally snack.

 

[magicbastarder]

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[pete]

I guess there are interesting to study I don't eat calamari because they are so biologically complex

Are animals conscious? Some scientists now think they are

A series of experiments have led a number of scientists to say animals may be conscious.

www.bbc.com

 

[magicbastarder]

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I should have mentioned that this is about octopuses. A good hearty story about one.

 

[nooleen]

An Irishman walks up to a building site looking for a job. The foreman says "alright paddy, I'll give you a job if you can tell me the difference between 'joist' and 'girder'."
The Irish man says "that's easy, Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust"

 

[dudley]

What did the magician say to the fisherman?

Pick a cod, any cod