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Primitive
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Emmm, on reflection maybe it was a good call by Hot Press to donate a 7 page article to Kathy French & not to the Boss! My apologies to Hot Press.
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I'm really shocked at how retarded these articles are. A bored transition year student could do better.
It's right to say that everyone who buys cocaine is willfully contributing to a murderous worldwide industry that is directly responsible for many deaths by all sorts of means all the time.
But I don't think Lise Hand was quite saying that.
It is. In the same way if you bought animal or paedo porn, you're contributing to the animal paedo porn industry. I wish these sick pervert coke heads would just all fuck off and die.
Good Lord.
Glad to see you're finally on board. You've been a dead weight in the background for far too long. It's time you took the reigns of this anti-coke-porn-pervert campaign. I believe in you, wholeheartedly. You can do it.
I think you should listen to Smashing Pumpkins less.
I picture the Sindo staff as a very angry octopus who hates everything except mute pretty girls and mickeyless lads. It has the bottom of Cilla Black's face, a Farmer's Journal for a forehead, a big gnarly nose like an old spud in the back of the press, and there's always steam coming out its ears, which are pointy and also gnarly and have pincers on the tips. It has a short-and-sensible haircut and sits on top of a big pile of wellies, tricolours and catechisms. And when it breathes, it wheezes a little and it sounds like praying. Also, it has shifty eyes and really unruly eyebrows that go crazy when it's angry about the blacks or the wimmins or the DRUGS DISGRACE or the silly people who want dumb things like 'truth' and things that are 'fit for print' and it goes ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BANANAS when it sees a celebrity and it smells like TV3 on the top and onions underneath.
Inside in its brain, there is a tiny robot who sits at a desk, pulling levers and operating the arms, and there are eight of those (octopus, duh), which write each section of the newspaper, and then there is a tiny rat with really pointy yellow teeth, and a tiny mouse that Kevin Myers really wants to fuck inside a dirty teapot.
That's MY SINDO. What's yours?
EVERYONE remembers where they were the moment they heard Katy French passed away.
I'd worry for someone if they couldn't remember where they were last Thursday evening.
That's what I like about you, Mitchum. You're a Thinker.
You're spouting a load of rapid fire nonsense. Are you on coke?
Basically Prime Time have swabbed the country's arse (including RTEs), and it's all positive for coke. Which is to be expected, but I think there will be more to the show than that.
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