Springsteen v Kathy French Hot Press (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

 

[avernus]

 

[cephalopod]

HANDS UP: who does coke?

This guy will be admitting to doing coke on Prime Time tonight

 

[Vinnie]

Putting cocaine on your willy is called Michael Caine

 

[JohnnyRaz]

John Waters must be on coke

Did anyone else read his column in the Irish times this morning?

Fave quote - "the dream is over"

"perhaps the most spectacular light on the skyline, a meteroite of desire plummeting through the irish zeitgeist"

no wonder the man isnt allowed near his children. himself eoghan harris and kevin myers should be marooned of the west coast on the (soon to be named by local seafarers) mythical isle of Ranting Journos, form where haunting laments about paternal rights/the demise of catholic ireland/the unremebered fallen of WWI can be heard at night when the wind is just right.

 

[cephalopod]

Has journalism always been so bad in Ireland? Is there such a thing as a consistent 'essential read' journalist working for any of our major papers?

I enjoy the sports-writers work more than anything these days.

 

[cephalopod]

"perhaps the most spectacular light on the skyline, a meteroite of desire plummeting through the irish zeitgeist"

If you intended to satirise him, even the most flamboyant attempts at exaggerating his ludicrous prose would not approach that statement for awfulness. Where is the modern day Myles Na gCopaleen to poke fun at such shite?

 

[cephalopod]

I'm still laughing, a 'meteorite of desire'...an 'asteroid of lust', a 'comet of yearning', a 'planetoid of hope'. Are any of those also plumetting through the Irish zeitgeist?

 

[Mitchum]

Was journalism always so bad in Ireland? Is there such a thing as a consistent 'essential read' journalist working for any of our major papers?

George 'Finger On The Pulse' Byrne?
*derisive snort*
He's still going on about The feckin' Blades.

 

[Wobbler]

Has journalism always been so bad in Ireland? Is there such a thing as a consistent 'essential read' journalist working for any of our major papers?

I enjoy the sports-writers work more than anything these days.

Frank McNally is always worth reading.

 

[cephalopod]

Frank McNally is always worth reading.

Yeah, I just thought of him actually. And unfortunately buried in the Sindo, Eamon Sweeney is also quite good by times.

 

[Diddles]

Is there such a thing as a consistent 'essential read' journalist working for any of our major papers?

Not since Brendan McWilliams died

 

[avernus]

Fuck John Waters.

 

[cephalopod]

Fuck John Waters.

I suppose yer right. He is quite fuckable.

 

[avernus]

I suppose yer right. He is quite fuckable.

I meant with a knife.

 

[classic seanc]

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/a...icas-highlights-spectre-of-drugs-1241195.html

 

[Wobbler]

That's an understatement.

 

[CitySickness]

"perhaps the most spectacular light on the skyline, a meteroite of desire plummeting through the irish zeitgeist"

John Watersports.

 

[Wobbler]

My boss said she's mad keen to try coke now with all the talk at the moment. I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

The stark truth is that everyone who inhales a line has some part to play in the death of Kevin Doyle, and perhaps, in the death of Katy French.

Everyone who buys it and condones it is tainted by association.

It's time to stand up and be counted. Just say no. Rosa Parks did, on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama, in December 1955, and look what happened.

That's how revolutions begin.

- Lise Hand

I'm really shocked at how retarded these articles are. A bored transition year student could do better.