Secrets that you've kept from your parents (3 Viewers)

[Unicron]

I remember once his ex-wife (when they were still married) talking openly about doing heroin while me ma was in the next room. I nearly choked.

Your brother's ex-wife or your dad's?

 

[whathappen?]

i am so secretive that my sister e mailed me a few weeks ago wondering if I had moved to London and what was the shopping like , i had to tell her that no, i was in fact living 20 minutes away and the shopping was crap.

my mum is very laid back actually, after a very very fun night out on the town I arrived home at around 4 in the evening.My mum was on the phone to my uncle at the time. When I walked in , covered in love bites mad: ) she says without heisitation, oh look that dirty little whore is back stinking of drink, go to bed and I will make ya french toast......fucking sound or what

 

[jane]

Your brother's ex-wife or your dad's?

My brother's. My folks are still hitched, and I don't think either of them has ever touched anything harder than the occasional glass of wine.

 

[Wilbert]

Oh and that I cut up my mothers wedding dress for a haloween costume about two years ago, I dressed up as one of the clones from the babes in toyland video for bruised violet. I feel so bad about it now, she keeps going looking for it. It sits in a bag under my bed, I think i'll take it with me when I move out just in case she gets her root on.

You did this when you were 17?
For fucks sake!
Your poor mother. You cut up her wedding dress. That is unbelievable. You were definitely old enough to know better on that one.
I hope we never hear you complain about your parents again.

 

[Jill Hives]

That ive got my septum pierced. My father said that I could get anything I wanted pierced accept that, as he wouldnt have a bull for a daughter. I fear the plyers so its going to remain a secret for a while yet.

Oh and that I cut up my mothers wedding dress for a haloween costume about two years ago, I dressed up as one of the clones from the babes in toyland video for bruised violet. I feel so bad about it now, she keeps going looking for it. It sits in a bag under my bed, I think i'll take it with me when I move out just in case she gets her root on.

Damn. I am not even very sentimental but that even strikes me as heartless. Even for a teenager.

If I am keeping something from my parents, I am not going to tell strangers here.

Although when I was leaving to move here (which was sudden and out of the blue) my mother was convinced it was because I was gay and wanted to be 'out' without being caught. She told me even though she is Catholic she would not disown me and there was no need to move. I laughed for days. Bless her.

 

[shower another shower]

That ive got my septum pierced.

Ah yea. I pierced my own septum 20 years ago. Couldn't really hide it. The only thing that I've hidden from my mother and father is being repeatedly molested by two 17 year old boys when I was 7. Dad died 10 years ago, so he either knows, or never will. My whole family knows, but not my mother. The shame.

 

[RSJ]

Ah lads, she knows she was wrong, leave poor smelly alone.

Here, roisin, dump that thing ASAP, if she ever finds it you'll be disowned. The amount of bongs i thought were safe under or hidden inside the base of my bed at home that ended up on the kitchen table is silly.

EDIT: Jesus!

 

[Wilbert]

Ah lads, she knows she was wrong, leave poor smelly alone.

Here, roisin, dump that thing ASAP, if she ever finds it you'll be disowned. The amount of bongs i thought were safe under or hidden inside the base of my bed at home that ended up on the kitchen table is silly.

EDIT: Jesus!

It's a good job her room is too manky to allow a thorough search without a biohazard suit!

 

[Unicron]

i am so secretive that my sister e mailed me a few weeks ago wondering if I had moved to London and what was the shopping like , i had to tell her that no, i was in fact living 20 minutes away and the shopping was crap.

On the subject of being secrative, it was my cousin's hen night last night and apparently during it she asked my sister if there was a name she should put on the wedding invitation so it didn't read "Ian and friend". My sister told her that if there was she wouldn't know it.

 

[ernesto]

aload of porn i brought back from france when i was 13. and a switchblade knife.
both were found within a month. oh the embarrassment. and no, i did not mug people for porn.

 

[Super Dexta]

i have no major secrets from my parents, they're quite laid back for middle-aged catholics so they know all about my smoking habits and sex life. my ma was actually convinced i was riding rings around myself for three years before i lost my virginity.

if they found out i took the car to cork last week they wouldn't be too amused though, so that one's staying under wraps for a while.

 

[jimmybreeze]

My parents still think Im sound.

 

[ernesto]

My parents still think Im sound.

no they dont. your Da hates you. he told me there at your birthday.

 

[jimmybreeze]

no they dont. your Da hates you. he told me there at your birthday.

Phew!That one was such a burden

 

[wild_cat]

It's a good job her room is too manky to allow a thorough search without a biohazard suit!

For some reason you dont even get to me anymore.. meh insult away.

 

[ernesto]

Phew!That one was such a burden

you can relax now man!

 

[Wilbert]

For some reason you dont even get to me anymore.. meh insult away.

Ah, Roisin. It's only Thumped, it's not serious.

Having said that, you did post up a less than hygienic pic of your room and that mess is probably what has saved you from having to explain why you cut up your mothers wedding dress.

Incidentally, the pieces you cut off your mothers dress, what did you do with them once you got back from your Halloween party? Chuck them away?

 

[wild_cat]

I think I burned them. My room has remained clean maybe because I havent been home for a good while.

 

[Wilbert]

I think I burned them. My room has remained clean maybe because I havent been home for a good while.

You burned them? So now your mother can't even attempt to repair the dress? Well you really fucked her up good and proper, Roisin.

Well done.

 

[Anthony]

Show them this thread.