Secrets that you've kept from your parents (2 Viewers)

[DIGGIDY]

that i have a bigger mickey than my dad........

 

[Wobbler]

that i have a bigger mickey than my dad........

that i have a smaller mickey than my balls........

 

[classic seanc]

People, tell your parents you smoke for gods sake. Even if you don’t. Grow up.

 

[Yurn!]

Tried walking home with my eyes closed when i was 9-10.

Rammed my face into a pillar.

Teeth and blood everywhere.

Told my dad it was a 'boy in a yellow tracksuit'.

We hunted said boy for for the rest of the day.

Never have told him the truth but i'd like to think he knows.

 

[rettucs]

that i have a smaller mickey than my balls........

I told my parents this about you years ago though, so you're grand

 

[george mcfly]

I told my parents this about you years ago though, so you're grand

have you told them you cried during the kaiser chiefs?

 

[La La]

my parents dont know I'm the next Messiah yet but I doubt they'll mind.

anyone for kool-aid?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

my parents dont know I'm the next Messiah yet but I doubt they'll mind.

anyone for kool-aid?

theres a big field outside johnstown in kilkenny that'd be perfect for a fun family camp out. PM me when your back in the country.

 

[rettucs]

have you told them you cried during the kaiser chiefs?

no, and you better not either. Ya hear?

 

[egg_]

Tried walking home with my eyes closed when i was 9-10.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

 

[wild_cat]

You burned them? So now your mother can't even attempt to repair the dress? Well you really fucked her up good and proper, Roisin.

Well done.

Thanks.


Oddly enough my parents know that I smoke and have known since I was 17.

 

[ITalkShite]

Do you look cool when you smoke?

 

[Yurn!]

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

and stupidest. I still bear the mark!

 

[La La]

and stupidest. I still bear the mark!

when you bashed into the pole did you go "YYYUUUUUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!!"

?


??

 

[Pantone247]

I wasn't telling my parents I was playing gigs, cause they'd only come into town with all the aunties and uncles and all get drunk and just make a show of themselves/me

Then Snakybus meets me and my Ma in a pub and the first word out of him was "all set for the gig?"

They promised they'd not come, but you could tell they were pretty bummed out at a missed chance for a razz up

I realise this sounds like something that would happen to a 16yr old, not a man of 29...

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I wasn't telling my parents I was playing gigs, cause they'd only come into town with all the aunties and uncles and all get drunk and just make a show of themselves/me

Then Snakybus meets me and my Ma in a pub and the first word out of him was "all set for the gig?"

They promised they'd not come, but you could tell they were pretty bummed out at a missed chance for a razz up

I realise this sounds like something that would happen to a 16yr old, not a man of 29...

i remember doing this too when i was 15 and our band was playing our first gig at a talent competion in the hotel. all parents were warned to stay away and they promised they would but just before we went on i caught them hiding at the back watching from behind some curtains. i didnt really care after that whether or not they came and they generally didnt.

 

[cpr]

my parents came to many a dank hole to see me play. I still remember my mother's face as she ran...and I mean ran..out of the toilets in Voodoo saying " How could anyone go in there?"

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Tried walking home with my eyes closed when i was 9-10.

Rammed my face into a pillar.

Teeth and blood everywhere.

Told my dad it was a 'boy in a yellow tracksuit'.

We hunted said boy for for the rest of the day.

Never have told him the truth but i'd like to think he knows.

haha
what would have happened if the two of you had encountered a 'boy in a yellow tracklist'?

 

[jane]

haha
what would have happened if the two of you had encountered a 'boy in a yellow tracklist'?

I also read it that way, which was hilarious. And then I read it the right way and it was even funnier.

 

[Yurn!]

I also read it that way, which was hilarious. And then I read it the right way and it was even funnier.

I'd like to think that if we had come across my 'attacker' i MAY have come clean. But chances are i would have been too embarrassed and i would have let him go to prison.

PS. I did manage to walk blind from the Mullens front gates to the Fosters a year later. That's over 20 gaffs!