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Yesterday morning, doing a wee - "my ball is now empty"
A little later, doing another wee - "now the other ball is empty, my willy can fall off"
Farmer Christmas says "Sow, sow, sow".At the sight of another small child in a Christmassy hat (in between hysterical laughter) "He's pretending to be Farmer Christmas"
"That tree with lights in it looks like it's pretending to be a Christmas tree"
Watching that Christmas themed Cornflakes ad "That man is pretending to be Farmer Christmas so he can eat all the cornflakes"
No fooling this kid with your Elves and whatnot - and we love "Farmer" christmas so much we're not correcting it.
Life.Harrison, aged 3:
"I was playing Bad Womans today!"
"What's that?"
"When you have to run away from bad women!"
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