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My 3 yr old woke me up at 2am the other morning saying "There's a fella in my room". I put her back to bed and told her she was just having a bad dream.

I'm not going to lie when I say that I spent about half an hour afterwards checking under every bed and in every closet.

I'm actually kind of surprised that my wife didn't come home from work the next morning to this

 

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Bringing the boy to swimming this morning

“What’s that?”
“What?”
“The song on the radio”
“That’s ‘Becoming a Jackal’. Do you like it?”
“”No... I HATE it. It sounds like an IDIOT is singing it.”
 

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Young lad was going to the jacks over the weekend, at 1 point he starts moving his hand down towards his arse.

Me: "What the hell are you doing?"
Him: "I'm opening up my bum so the poo will fall out easier" When he said this he had a look on his face which said "Obviously, you fucking eejit"
 

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Bringing the boy to swimming this morning

“What’s that?”
“What?”
“The song on the radio”
“That’s ‘Becoming a Jackal’. Do you like it?”
“”No... I HATE it. It sounds like an IDIOT is singing it.”
Villager Idiot!
 

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