Quotes from your child (2 Viewers)

[Corey]

Cheers - due in January.

You dirty, filthy little bollix.

 

[Jill Hives]

"Dada, I'm tired of all your words"

I like this kid.

 

[egg_]

John-out-of-Stoat's little girl started school yesterday. Her friend told her there were two things he didn't like about school:

1. homework
2. he has to wipe his own arse

 

[Goodbye]

Standing at the bus stop yesterday, I'm wearing my The Amazing Spiderman t shirt. Proper Marvel comic merchandise like.

This little kid looks at me confused. She's looking at Spiderman, then at me, then at Spiderman, then at me. She then asks:

"Are you supposed to be a real grown man?"

 

[Anthony]

"I want to go to school"


they have the day off today

 

[Unicron]

"I want to go to school"


they have the day off today

I'm sorry to have to tell you this sir. But your child is a nerd.

 

[Anthony]

Overheard my son and a friend talking while I was cleaning out the car listening to music....

Friend "who's that?"
Son "that's weezer, my favourite band in the world"

I almost caught my fingers in the door.

 

[Pantone247]

are Large Mound supposed to be his favourite band in the world?

 

[Goodbye]

Name of album no 4: "my favorite band in the world"

 

[Reets]

eve: "if you die do I get to live with my godmother?"
me :"emm yea i'd say so"
eve : "she just got a trampolin, so . . when will you be dead?"

 

[Pantone247]

"when I was born, how did you know my name?"

"um..."

 

[Reets]

"do you know why gladiators killed each other? cos they didnt have a wii."
think i can guess what she wants for christmas.

 

[the strange guy]

You'd want to try and get a hold of one now then!

 

[Reets]

there'll be a new thing out soon so hopefully there'll still be some knocking about, if not maybe an IOU off santa'd do her some good.

 

[the strange guy]

 

[Reets]

there's a slight chance she'd hit me with it.

 

[flashback]

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article4804594.ece

I think God rolls a dice, maybe, that's got hundreds of numbers on it. Each lady has a number, and if that number matches the number that is on the dice that God throws, the lady gets a baby growing in her tummy.

Amy obviously not a fan of Einstein Pop quotes.

 

[snakybus]

"Daddy! You'll never be a great man for minding children!"

 

[hugh]

Her (on seeing me walk into the room): "No! No! I want my Mommy!!!"

Me: "Now that's not a very nice thing to say is it?"

Her (smiling sweetly): "Daddy, please can you go away?"

 

[MDR]

Not exactly a quote but I felt my baby's first kick last night - I feel like a kid who wants to open his presents on christmas eve.

"Can we not just take the baby out now and play with him/her for a while?".