Quotes from your child (5 Viewers)

[Reets]

There needs to be a "retorts to your kids" thread.

I think mine was along the line of 'shit happens' both times.

 

[Corey]

Coco: "PAPA WHOS THE BEST GIRL??"

Me:"Coco is."

Coco: "FUCKIN' A"




I'm not even sorry.

 

[billygannon]

Every night, before she goes off to bed, my little girl starts calling me "Paddy" over and over.

Should I take offence?

 

[Luther Blissett]

Every night, before she goes off to bed, my little girl starts calling me "Paddy" over and over.

Should I take offence?

Only when she starts singing No Surrender.

 

[billygannon]

Only when she starts singing No Surrender.

I thought I knew that tune she was humming from somewhere...

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Do your kids call you 'Anthony Large Mound' like everyone else does?

"Pa Large Mound" would be better.

 

[egg_]

"how come you're not fun like my friends mam?"

Mammies get a hard time. In Isabelle's lists of her favourite people her poor Mam is never on top

 

[MDR]

My neice to my (pregnant) wife:

Neice: Is there a baby in your tummy?

Mrs Ro: Yes

Neice: Why did you eat you baby?

 

[muffin]

jayzus lads is there something in the water round here that yiz are all becoming parents???

Congrats Ro!!

 

[MDR]

Cheers - due in January.

 

[Diddles]

Cheers - due in January.

 

[cpr]

Cheers - due in January.

Yay Ro!

 

[Goodbye]

Cheers - due in January.

Good man Ro

Best feelin' ever

 

[Pantone247]

walking back to her mams house, after a long day walking everywhere, I'm trying to giddy her along with lots of "oh, look, we're nearly home, oh look a tree, oh look blah blah blah...' and she comes back with

"Dada, I'm tired of all your words"


*snap*

 

[billygannon]

My neice to my (pregnant) wife:

Neice: Is there a baby in your tummy?

Mrs Ro: Yes

Neice: Why did you eat you baby?

Congratulations!

 

[sweetoblivion]

Cheers - due in January.

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congrats!!!

 

[egg_]

"You know when you see a picture of Earth it's in space? But we're on Earth and we're not in space? Why is that Dad?"

 

[snakybus]

her: Why do you have nipples?
me: Well, everyone has them.
her: But...mummies need them to give milk to babies

I felt like saying, well it's funny you should ask, because Stephen Jay Gould wrote a very interesting essay on just this.

 

[jane]

"You know when you see a picture of Earth it's in space? But we're on Earth and we're not in space? Why is that Dad?"

Egg Jr rules.

You know you are never going to be able to bullshit this child, right? She will never, ever believe a word of bullshit. You are screwed forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

 

[MDR]

My three-year old neice at the top of her voice, shooting down a water slide - "Daaadddd, I swweeeaaarrrr toooo Goooodddddd"