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[snakybus]

Fucking rotten cunting bastarding mouth ulcers

two of the bastards on my gum right now

ouch ouch ouch

do you get these?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Fucking rotten cunting bastarding mouth ulcers

two of the bastards on my gum right now

ouch ouch ouch

do you get these?

yeah. i hate the bastards. they make my savoury snacks sting like a greasy squirt from an unpricked sausage.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

You shoulda seen the shit in my mouth a few months ago, took about 2 months to clear up. Lysine supplements help apparantly.

 

[krystal]

is that from all the cock you eat?

Fucking rotten cunting bastarding mouth ulcers

two of the bastards on my gum right now

ouch ouch ouch

do you get these?

 

[ms.b.haven]

bongella (sp) stings the crap out of them but works

 

[The Chilli King]

Take an aloe vera plant, cut off a nice big fat leaf. (you can use the same leaf repeatedly as the cut seals itself quicky) Squeeze the globby man juice out onto your ulcer. Do it a couple of time during the day, and it will be gone by the morning.

 

[krystal]

Interezzzzzzzzzzztingly I nearly bought an aloe plant yesterday but changed my mind because I feared for it on the bus journey home.

Take an aloe vera plant, cut off a nice big fat leaf. (you can use the same leaf repeatedly as the cut seals itself quicky) Squeeze the globby man juice out onto your ulcer. Do it a couple of time during the day, and it will be gone by the morning.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

You can get tubes of pure extract aswell, did nowt for me though when i tried it, that was for eh, something else though.

 

[plug]

that was for eh, something else though.

intriguing... !ninjaaaa

 

[The Chilli King]

Interezzzzzzzzzzztingly I nearly bought an aloe plant yesterday but changed my mind because I feared for it on the bus journey home.

They're hardly little feckers. I'm sure it would survive the bus ride home. I've got one that I grew from a cutting my landlord gave me and it tends to do okay without too much attention.

 

[Skull Smile]

Fucking rotten cunting bastarding mouth ulcers

two of the bastards on my gum right now

ouch ouch ouch

do you get these?

stunning!

 

[Bag'o'cans]

intriguing... !ninjaaaa

It was just a cold. yes ...... ......a cold. Ah no, it was just a mouth ulcers evil cousin.

 

[snakybus]

is that from all the cock you eat?

Well, mouth ulcers are actually abrasions-physical breakdown of the mucosal wall of the gum so that the nerves are exposed-as opposed to bacterial/viral infections, so epedemiologically speaking...

yeah. yeah, it's all the cock.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Cockmunch, great word that.

 

[Zeelander]

When I was about 10 I went to the doctor cos I had what I thought were mutant mouth ulcers on my tongue and it turned out that they were just my taste buds, which had only started developing at that grand old age. Apparently I'd been down a sense until then and didn't even realise it.

 

[ms.b.haven]

i think you're down more than one zee

 

[MDR]

Fucking rotten cunting bastarding mouth ulcers

two of the bastards on my gum right now

ouch ouch ouch

do you get these?

Shove a load of monster munch down there. It'll either cure them or make them much, much worse.

 

[snakybus]

I've been taking this Lysine stuff, it's not working at all.

day 4

ouch

Fuck you, Max Tundra!

 

[krystal]

cockmuncher

I've been taking this Lysine stuff, it's not working at all.

day 4

ouch

Fuck you, Max Tundra!

 

[snakybus]

Aithníonn ciaróg cíaróg eile, a Khirstie!