Office-Speak phrases you hate (1 Viewer)

[Jerry Twig]

Bi-lateral discussion. My boss actually says that.

 

[Pedronimus]

i hate your boss. you can tell him that

 

[Jerry Twig]

Her.
I will.

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

Her.
I will.

"cyborg solution tennis" made that one up

 

[Lili Marlene]

"thank you for living the brand"


ugh

 

[Froog]

"chase those actions"

 

[maims bond]

"I'm sorry but your position with us is no longer tenable, going backward".

 

[therealjohnny]

"we have no work for you in February"

 

[jane]

"Get off my lawn."

 

[Froog]

"the boy you hit is dead"

 

[Moods For Mallards]

"Owwwww! Burny!!"

 

[jane]

"Is it too big an ask for you to put your pants back on?"

 

[Unicron]

Where's my money bitch?

 

[GO]

You are tasked with....


GRRRRR

 

[Jerry Twig]

Last in, first out

 

[frona]

You are tasked with....


GRRRRR

It sounds like they want you to get past a dragon and retrieve a crystal shard from a mountaintop. Or something.

 

[Froog]

"i have no visibility on this issue"
"you're task-oriented"

 

[Super Dexta]

"i have no visibility on this issue"
"you're task-oriented"

2009 is going to be a low-visibility year, according to our CEO.

 

[Super Dexta]

our new software package apparently represents the cumulative best practices, business processes, and modular applications that we have to offer for new and existing large enterprise customers.

thank god for that.

 

[maims bond]

"results driven"

as opposed to fixtures driven?