Misheard Lyrics (1 Viewer)

[czar]

friend's girlfriend of a few years back

nirvana's classic - "I'm an egg in a tree when I'm stoned"

how we laughed (but never told her otherwise)

 

[compuwhore]

Pearl Jam "I'd rather bleed, I'd rather bleed, with an enema"

 

[ratmonkey]

My friend's younger sister thought that Paul Brady's "The World is What You Make It" was "The World is Watchin' Naked".

I always thought he was saying "the world is white Jamaicans". That man's head is so far up his arse he can see out his throat.

Also, in Bob Marley's survival, he says "I'm a black survivor like Daniel O'Donnell", and not "like Daniel in the lion's den", no matter how much the lyrics on the inlay may disagree.

 

[glen]

"Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz.
iz.
ma.
cumba,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh

Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz.
iz.
ma.
cumba,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh

Say-ah-wan-fee-eh
Say-ah-wan-fee-eh
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh..."

 

[Martina Burke]

I once thought the first line of the drugs dont work by the verve was:

i'm on a losing steak...

 

[clive]

"Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz.
iz.
ma.
cumba,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh

Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh,
Diz.
iz.
ma.
cumba,
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh

Say-ah-wan-fee-eh
Say-ah-wan-fee-eh
Diz-iz-ma-cumba-guh..."

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Buzzo]

The great Coolio:

I'm a loped out gangsta sake am gonna rise my anger fooool
that baint nuthin but a heartbeat the way I'm livin life through a tyre, what can I say? I'm 23 never will I live to see 24 the way things are going I don't know.

 

[ms.b.haven]

Bruce Springsteen's Nothing Man - Muffin Man

 

[ann post]

when your in raphoe.





(radiohead - you need to know that raphoe is a town to fully appreciate it)

 

[chickenham]

'And the salad prices everywhere'

Van Morrisson 'Warm love'
Still don't know what he was saying.

 

[Lord Damian]

anybody else ever hear elton sing "hold me closer, tony danza..."...?

 

[ms.b.haven]

or watch the episode of Friends where Pheobe says that? yeah

anybody else ever hear elton sing "hold me closer, tony danza..."...?

 

[Lord Damian]

or watch the episode of Friends where Pheobe says that? yeah

that's kinda weird...never watch the show...is it even still on?

 

[ms.b.haven]

no no, it's been replaced by Where in the World

that's kinda weird...never watch the show...is it even still on?

 

[Lord Damian]

no no, it's been replaced by Where in the World

i'm gonna just have to duck outta this conversation...the only TV i watch is the news...

 

[glen]

 

[chickenham]

What does F.R.E.N.S stand for Slowey?

 

[glen]

I read in HeatTM that it's "Flange Rib Enema Nitrous Sod". Or something.

 

[chickenham]

You can always hear the King Kong.

 

[Barrel OCarols]

My friend thought Simon & Garfunkel had a song called 'The Cells of Simon'!