Minor complaints thread (17 Viewers)

[ernesto]

I won’t rest til I’ve tried every chocolate in Ireland

It’s good to have dreams

 

[jonah]

The only one I really eat is the Lindt 90% dark chocolate. I like my chocco bitter as hell.

specifically vegan "milk" chocolate is.... just.... not worth it.

 

[Anthony]

Rejoined the gym at the weekend. Determined to make proper use of it this time and I intend actually putting on weight this time.

Complaint 1. Since my membership elapsed I've been wasting away so I'm starting again from a minus position. Already sore.

Complaint 2. In order to put on weight I need to up my calories big time. Recommended amount is 4,000 a day. That is VERY HARD to do. I ate more than twice my usual amount yesterday, ugh.

 

[jonah]

Maybe throw in a bunch of healthy fat sources, like nuts and avocados? They're usually calorically dense and not as tough as stuffing yourself with extra carbs and feeling like a balloon.

 

[Anthony]

oh yea of course.

 

[jonah]

Shite for you though, 4000 cals is a lot

 

[_Katie_]

I'm super tired, my eyes feel like they're falling out of my head, I'm dehydrated, I've loads of work to do and I'm cold.

 

[Anthony]

Shite for you though, 4000 cals is a lot

Well from the tiny amount of research I've done you work you way up to 4k.
Even if makes me less cold all the time, job done.

 

[ernesto]

Stupid building site safety goggles giving me a massive painful spot where they rest on my upper nose / lower centre brow

 

[David Kronenbourg]

feeling so lethargic today. where's those 4 day weeks and ubi?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Complaint 2. In order to put on weight I need to up my calories big time. Recommended amount is 4,000 a day. That is VERY HARD to do. I ate more than twice my usual amount yesterday, ugh.

Rich dairy-laden & junk food: spuds à la Joel Robuchon (2:1 ratio of potato to butter), custards, creme brulee, ice-cream, protein powder, crisps, biscuits. Ask your GP for a prescription of Fortisip.

 

[hermie]

Rich dairy-laden & junk food: spuds à la Joel Robuchon (2:1 ratio of potato to butter), custards, creme brulee, ice-cream, protein powder, crisps, biscuits. Ask your GP for a prescription of Fortisip.

Sounds deadly, how is this a complaint?

 

[_Katie_]

I cycled this morning.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I had a tiresome trip to work. I had no credit on my leap card, no cash and the bank had put a block on my credit card so I couldn't top up until I'd stood on hold in the wind and rain and the bus went without me.

 

[_Katie_]

I had a tiresome trip to work. I had no credit on my leap card, no cash and the bank had put a block on my credit card so I couldn't top up until I'd stood on hold in the wind and rain and the bus went without me.

Oh God. Its a nightmare out there. Discarded brollies flying around and bewildered grannies not knowing what to do. Nearly got blown in front of a bus.

 

[rettucs]

I cycled this morning.

me too. Was fun (*)

* wasn't fun

 

[Lili Marlene]

me too. Was fun (*)

* wasn't fun

You've changed man, you used to love this shit.

 

[rettucs]

You've changed man, you used to love this shit.

I am a snowflake

 

[Lili Marlene]

A weather sellout.

 

[rettucs]

A weather sellout.

more a weather whinger. I did still cycle after all.