Minor complaints thread (19 Viewers)

[ilovehoovering]

barely decipherable internal e-mail signatures in work. I've got one from this guy which starts off with "All the best" in a wacky font at size 22 with a few variations of his name thrown in for good measure underneath in the same font. That's followed by another 11 lines of address and phone numbers. And a note at the end to say he has very poor mobile reception in his office.

 

[hermie]

barely decipherable internal e-mail signatures in work. I've got one from this guy which starts off with "All the best" in a wacky font at size 22 with a few variations of his name thrown in for good measure underneath in the same font. That's followed by another 11 lines of address and phone numbers. And a note at the end to say he has very poor mobile reception in his office.

Ha, what a lunatic! Still though, anything that spices up internal office correspondence surely has to be filed under Minor Pleasures.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Right now I'm tasked with standardising our work email. I am the killjoy, imposing conformity.

 

[nooleen]

i broke me little gardening trowel

how will i plant the bolbs

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

My pretend girlfriend Kathy Sheridan calling all y'all motherfuckers out!

Kathy Sheridan: We should stop cribbing about the ‘small stuff’ – and think big

 

[nooleen]

i tried to read it but all i could see was a load of whingeing

 

[therealjohnny]

i broke me little gardening trowel

how will i plant the bolbs

sure some cunt will just uproot the flowers anyway

 

[nooleen]

that's another thing

i wanted to get them planted before the little bastards get home from school and spy that i'm trying to plant some things they can destroy

 

[nooleen]

twice in one day, having to send two emails to get a reply to a simple question from people whose job is to reply to emails

 

[therealjohnny]

motor tax renewal notice. I've driven the car about three times since I last taxed it.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

My pretend girlfriend Kathy Sheridan calling all y'all motherfuckers out!

Kathy Sheridan: We should stop cribbing about the ‘small stuff’ – and think big

What a cunt

 

[therealjohnny]

What a cunt

ha!

 

[Unicron]

The radiator in my bedroom has a thermostat so when the temperature drops to a certain point it turns itself on. I didn't realise but I've had the thing on over the course of the whole summer, it got cold today and I just heard the thing click itself on to warm the room. Bye bye hot weather.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What a cunt

Lovely woman altogether.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Moving house.... I am so tired

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

That shit blows

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Having to install Facebook Messenger as a stand-alone app, why can't I just message through the usual app? And yes, its a very minor complaint, and yes, fuck Facebook.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Actually, on the plus side, my being able to make that complaint is as a result of finally getting a better phone. Small mercies.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Having to install Facebook Messenger as a stand-alone app, why can't I just message through the usual app? And yes, its a very minor complaint, and yes, fuck Facebook.

I have the messenger app on my phone but not the facebook app.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I just sent someone a text to say I was "So Surrey to hear" about their Mom's stroke

Fucking moron, I am