Minor complaints thread (6 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

performing this it its entirety

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[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Dentist won't answer the phone. Sigh.

 

[therealjohnny]

Dentist won't answer the phone. Sigh.

May he only takes call when it's ...2:30?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I've a little bleeding hole on my forehead

 

[Lili Marlene]

Up all night trepanning again?

 

[hydromancer]

I Drilled a Hole in My Own Skull to Stay High Forever | VICE | United Kingdom

 

[therealjohnny]

May he only takes call when it's ...2:30?

@nooly "two thirty"

 

[nooleen]

i knowwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[therealjohnny]

you see it rhymes with "tooth hurty"

as In "I have a sore tooth".

So, to recap, the humour lies in the premise of the joke. The man calls the dentist when he is experiencing pain in his tooth and asks what time he can make an appointment. The quirks of the spoken English language allows for the delicious juxtaposition of the time spoken aloud and the symptoms the patient is experiencing.

Actually...this doesn't work when written down and is best spoken aloud.


Never mind.

 

[nooleen]

the wtf was for the quality of the pun

 

[Lili Marlene]

I had to have it explained to me so I am thankful.

 

[therealjohnny]

This Mexican girl went to the dentist because she had lost all but one tooth.

Her name was Juanita.

 

[therealjohnny]

See...the name Juanita sounds like..

 

[GO]

My back is now all better..YAY!

Now my fecking wrist is banjoed from bad guitar form

 

[rettucs]

See...the name Juanita sounds like..

my favourite Juanita

 

[therealjohnny]

h

my favourite Juanita

Who is she and why isn't she in the horn thread?

 

[rettucs]

h

Who is she and why isn't she in the horn thread?

oh shes there alright.

Its Juanita Stein from Howling Bells.

 

[Lili Marlene]

oh shes there alright.

Its Juanita Stein from Howling Bells.

the only member of the band to have her own wikipedia page

Howling Bells - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

ouch

 

[JohnnyRaz]

ill advised pints on way home from work followed by even more ill advised drinking at home. stupid wife has today off.

minor pleasure: have a half day today. 1.5 hrs to go.

 

[nooleen]

stupid wives need the most time off