Minor complaints thread (5 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

I lived with a few lads and one of them bought a cat

One of the other lads went for an early morning toilet visit and stepped in cat shit on the landing in his bare feet

So we're all getting breakfast hours later and no one could find the cat. In saunters the other guy asking what's up.
"We can't find the cat"
"That's 'cause I stepped in his shit this morning and drove it to Roslindale (miles away) and left it there. I warned you about the shitting"
Massive physical fight - punches, broken table, cuts, blood - ensued.

Over a fucking cat.

From people that eat burgers every day.

 

[Unicron]

I lived with a few lads and one of them bought a cat

One of the other lads went for an early morning toilet visit and stepped in cat shit on the landing in his bare feet

So we're all getting breakfast hours later and no one could find the cat. In saunters the other guy asking what's up.
"We can't find the cat"
"That's 'cause I stepped in his shit this morning and drove it to Roslindale (miles away) and left it there. I warned you about the shitting"
Massive physical fight - punches, broken table, cuts, blood - ensued.

Over a fucking cat.

From people that eat burgers every day.

I hope the guy who abandoned the cat came off worst

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I hope the guy who abandoned the cat came off worst

I dunno.
One married this woman I can't stand and had three kids, one of the kids is in and out of court for various shit.
The other moved back to Ireland, dumped a great career and lives with his parents.

That's as close to a draw as I can think of. I'd have to give it to the latter guy though.

 

[therealjohnny]

I lived with a few lads and one of them bought a cat

One of the other lads went for an early morning toilet visit and stepped in cat shit on the landing in his bare feet

So we're all getting breakfast hours later and no one could find the cat. In saunters the other guy asking what's up.
"We can't find the cat"
"That's 'cause I stepped in his shit this morning and drove it to Roslindale (miles away) and left it there. I warned you about the shitting"
Massive physical fight - punches, broken table, cuts, blood - ensued.

Over a fucking cat.

From people that eat burgers every day.

what a complete psycho cunt. It would have been kinder to kill it there and then.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

what a complete psycho cunt. It would have been kinder to kill it there and then.

I should have added that they went and found the fucking thing (much to my disappointment)
It was next to the park bin where the guy dropped it off. Too small or frightened or dumb to go anywhere, I suppose.

Sooo, then. Months later the spoiled cat gets fat and annoying and disappears again.
There are voiced suspicions and strong denials, but the cat shows up.

A week later, a visiting girlfriend is convinced she hears noises in the bathroom wall.
Everyone makes fun of her, but the cat owner grabs an ax and goes up and tears the wall apart.
Fucking six tiny kittens, emaciated but alive in the wall.
The cat had gone up to the attic bedroom and given birth, but they'd all fallen down into the wall space.
Everyone's declaring it a miracle, but here I am with a trashed jacks, mates that can't stand each other and a fucking house full of kittens (aka shit and piss machines)

The joys of living alone cannot be overstated.

 

[jonah]

I don't want to go to school ._.

 

[therealjohnny]

I don't want to go to school ._.

Don't want to be nobody's fool
I want to be me

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[Denny Oubidoux]

I can't decide whether I like cats or not. I patted one on the head earlier today but at night there's one that makes a racket outside my window and I have to chase it. Do they mate in this weather? I dread the thought of them in the house.

A friend of mine lived somewhere near Bristol and had a cat, then he moved to north wales and on the day of the move they couldn't find the cat and went without it. Three weeks later he went out the front door of the new gaff hundreds of miles away and the cat was there sitting on the lawn. Creepy things.

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[Denny Oubidoux]

Nightmares woke me several times last night.
I have a cold.

 

[nooleen]

was this lad the housemate @7 - No tomorrow ?

Irish banker facing trial in New York for 'torturing a cat over a three month period' - Independent.ie

 

[therealjohnny]

jesus fucking christ

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i don't want to read the article, that headline is enough

 

[GO]

I was perusing the books in a shop and got a creak in my neck

 

[GO]

I had to unfollow Lulu on Twitter..5 tweets ..5 shills

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Garrity told an officer with the NYPD's Special Victims Division that he was alone with the cat last Friday night and Saturday in the apartment.

Maybe the cat was taunting him for not having a date. You know how cats are.

Could make a good Law & Order SVU episode.

 

[GO]

was this lad the housemate @7 - No tomorrow ?

Irish banker facing trial in New York for 'torturing a cat over a three month period' - Independent.ie

Lad needs locking up.Thats what psychopaths do I read somewhere.Start out on animals and then up the stakes to dudes

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I gotta pick my nose but I'm sitting behind a huge window with countless other windows looking onto it. I suppose it'll be all the more satisfying when I can finally pick. One hour to go.

 

[the_jen]

Dog is insisting on sitting on my lap for some reason.

 

[the_jen]

It's a big dog.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Try a cat, they always wanna sit on whatever you're reading.