Minor complaints thread (7 Viewers)

[GO]

I've had two lovely apples today and both of them snapped in half and landed on the floor half way through the final bite

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

People who are always late, ffs.

 

[GO]

My 3rd apple of the day..broke in half again!

So I just said fuck it and ate the lot

 

[GO]

Also..these are the most uncomfortable pair of trousers I ever owned..thank god I only paid €2 for them

 

[GO]

Crack it open man, he'd want it that way.

He did his absolute nut over this.

And him a diabetic

 

[chris d]

my pennys drainpipes are rough as anything now, and my arse always hangs out of them. my pennys skinnies are like a pair of pajamas they are so comfortable. both are getting on 2 years old im sure.

 

[Anthony]

Some sort of knuckle pain.

 

[GO]

Aww you just reminded me my back is still sore..actually its more my arse bone

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

He did his absolute nut over this.

And him a diabetic

That's what you get for doing him a favour.

 

[nooleen]

the dog is chewing one of my earplugs

 

[therealjohnny]

The missis is on nights. I want her to get up so I can eat the chocolates I got her. Maybe I should hide them. She'll never know.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

terrifying
NUKEMAP

they havent gone away you know....

 

[GO]

Went down to get my hair cut and Clive was all like..Ahh Gary! Did you get a new guitar?

So thats me playing acoustic til 6.Ahh well..least I have a kick arse acoustic

 

[therealjohnny]

Went down to get my hair cut and Clive was all like..Ahh Gary! Did you get a new guitar?

So thats me playing acoustic til 6.Ahh well..least I have a kick arse acoustic

This needs explaining

 

[GO]

Well..theres a barber shop below me and they can hear my electric guitar stylings going all day.

He never complained and I respect him greatly for that..but I couldn't in good conscience keep the riffs going knowing its disturbing them.It'd lead to societal disharmony.

No harm.They close at 6 and the dogs of musical war can be let loose then

 

[therealjohnny]

ha. I see. I hate the thought of the neighbours being forced to listen to me.

 

[GO]

ha. I see. I hate the thought of the neighbours being forced to listen to me.

Yeah..its not on.

Especially when I'm practicing scales and shit.

That'd drive ya barmy

Just thinking..he said he was considering getting me a voucher for a pair of headphones..maybe I should keep going at it..hah

 

[therealjohnny]

Yeah..its not on.

Especially when I'm practicing scales and shit.

That'd drive ya barmy

Just thinking..he said he was considering getting me a voucher for a pair of headphones..maybe I should keep going at it..hah

I went into a sort of OCD repeat routine when I was trying to learn Classical Gas. Everyone who was is the house at the time now loathes that song.

In my old house one of the lads upstairs was learning piano, playing the melody of Ode to Joy over and over again and always fucking up at the same place. My girlfriend couldn't take it any more and stormed up the stairs into his room..hitting the key "there! there it is ! there's the note you're looking for!"

 

[GO]

Problem solved.

I got the tools out and whipped up a shelf to put my wee 5 watter on..no more guitar solos traveling through the floor into the ears of the barbershop quartet.

The job is officially OXO!

I'm back in electricgaryland

 

[Anthony]

sit in the corner of the barbers busking.