Minor complaints thread (17 Viewers)

[JohnnyRaz]

waiting for two people to give me the latest version of some figures, which I'll have to bring to a meeting 1st thing tomorrow, which will tell me what needs to go into the final version of the figures, and I've just realized that they ballsed up the initial bunch of figures on which we've all be working on since. grand so...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I don't really like to complain, but maybe this is more of a FML type thing

Started a night course and showed up quite excited about it.
Walk in and it's some ancient dude, me and four age-appropriate attractive women.
First thing is we have to say why we're doing the course. The girls all mention they're doing it for their boyfriends.
I mean four out of fucking four!

 

[therealjohnny]

Intriguing

What could it be? Is it rude?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Intriguing

What could it be? Is it rude?

Not even rude enough to make a joke. It's a life skill.

In fairness, I'm doing it to impress a woman. I just have the goddamn common decency not to tell people

 

[therealjohnny]

ahh..cooking. You've told us now.

 

[GO]

It could be Oral Sex 101 Johnny

 

[David Kronenbourg]

still the office. everyone else is in the pub!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

ahh..cooking. You've told us now.

There's nothing I don't already know about cooking.

Can we get back to talking about my base sexual desires please?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It could be Oral Sex 101 Johnny

Thanks, Gaz

 

[Anthony]

I'm revising my opinion of the Fender Jaguar I've had my hands on for a few weeks now.
- looks great
- plays badly
- sounds rubbish

 

[Theseus Mock]

I've had to re-adjust to some coffee shop closures and now Costa Coffee/Starbucks(ugh) are the slim pickings I've got left (well, in this area).

Whoever designed Costa Coffee saucers needs their head examined, the little indent for securing the cup is off centre, I don't know what's the rationale behind this, easier to hold? It's not really. All that happens is that you end up getting drippy coffee on the saucer before you get the drink and trying to align it on the saucer whilst drinking it continues to irritate.

 

[therealjohnny]

those tiny little cup handles are useless too. I end up holding the cup in both hands like some Dickensian urchin slurping on orphanage gruel

 

[pete]

I've had to re-adjust to some coffee shop closures and now Costa Coffee/Starbucks(ugh) are the slim pickings I've got left (well, in this area).

Whoever designed Costa Coffee saucers needs their head examined, the little indent for securing the cup is off centre, I don't know what's the rationale behind this, easier to hold? It's not really. All that happens is that you end up getting drippy coffee on the saucer before you get the drink and trying to align it on the saucer whilst drinking it continues to irritate.
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Biscuits / cake space.

 

[GO]

Informative and WTF are too alike

 

[pete]

I think they're really for sugar and stuff like that.

 

[GO]

They're for them little biscuits in plastic you do get in them coffee cuntshops

Cunty Coffee and Cuntbucks

I keep a flask in the van..fuck all yall

 

[nooleen]

costa coffee always makes me feel sick

might just be because there's a fucking litre of it

 

[therealjohnny]

costa coffee always makes me feel sick

might just be because there's a fucking litre of it

Same here

 

[Theseus Mock]

Biscuits / cake space.

Way too small an area for cake space and Costa are too greedy to give a complimentary bikkie. I think I should email Costa HQ to figure this out.

 

[Theseus Mock]

costa coffee always makes me feel sick

might just be because there's a fucking litre of it

Starbucks is the worst coffee imho. It has a certain trademark 'taste', the way a Subway/McDonalds the world over tastes identical. And now you have to decide on whatever bullshit type of coffee is being flogged (i.e. the 'Christmas' blend at the moment).