Minor complaints thread (3 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

The state of these ones! Vicious slapper dogs.

I decided to root my phone this evening, thought it'd take me about half an hour. 5 hours later and i'm still not finished

Like Slappers they hunt in packs, are persistent and successful about 80% of the time.

Unlike slappers they are extremely intelligent see here for some unbelievable coordinated combat procedures

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/life/African_Wild_Dog#p0036vfk

and this is why they absolutely terrify me.

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[jonah]

I think I'm getting my third ear and chest infection since september. What the fuck is that about?

 

[therealjohnny]

third ear?

is that like a left ear , a right ear and a final front ear?






http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[jonah]

Hahaha, well that also, but third bout of ear infections, mr pedantic!

 

[therealjohnny]

sorry

get well soon

 

[washingcattle]

Chesty cough and head cold combo. Does everybody in Ireland get this for christmas every year or is it just me ?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Everybody got it this year.I blame the returning migrants with their foreign germs.
Quarantine them.

 

[washingcattle]

Everybody got it this year.I blame the returning migrants with their foreign germs.
Quarantine them.

Bollox no one on the ferry was sick, no one on the train was sick, no one in fucking London is sick it's us filthy dubs with all our spitting and children that's the problem. From now on I'm not sharing a fag or a buckfast bottle with anyone. it's like bare backing for your lungs.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

England is riddled with the norovirus I hear

 

[washingcattle]

Not as bad as Ireland I hear.

 

[El Topo]

I met a bloke in the Dice Bar the other night who'd recently gotten over a bout of TB. Nearly kilt him apparently. Least I hope he was over it.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Bollox no one on the ferry was sick, no one on the train was sick, no one in fucking London is sick it's us filthy dubs with all our spitting and children that's the problem. From now on I'm not sharing a fag or a buckfast bottle with anyone. it's like bare backing for your lungs.

Ah-ha,I forgot you were one of them.
UNCLEAN!!!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I met a bloke in the Dice Bar the other night who'd recently gotten over a bout of TB. Nearly kilt him apparently. Least I hope he was over it.

That's what you get drinking in the dice bar.

 

[ernesto]

I met a bloke in the Dice Bar the other night who'd recently gotten over a bout of TB. Nearly kilt him apparently. Least I hope he was over it.

probably my friend.
yeah his whole family had to be quarantined

 

[Psycho Punk]

Everybody got it this year.I blame the returning migrants with their foreign germs.
Quarantine them.

Its the Culchies. They should be disinfected at bus and train stations.

 

[washingcattle]

It's not the foreigns, it's not the culchies, it's the fucking Dubs. We've all got mr Burns syndrome. We're awash with so many diseases that they've balanced themselves perfectly so each symptom negates another symptom and we appear healthy. That's why christmas is so unhealthy. You accidentally cure your iron deficiency but veer to close to gout and then the whole house of fucking cards collapses.*

*Washingcattle is not a doctor.

 

[RayRay]

It's not the foreigns, it's not the culchies, it's the fucking Dubs. We've all got mr Burns syndrome. We're awash with so many diseases that they've balanced themselves perfectly so each symptom negates another symptom and we appear healthy. That's why christmas is so unhealthy. You accidentally cure your iron deficiency but veer to close to gout and then the whole house of fucking cards collapses.*

*Washingcattle is not a doctor.

Sums up my sickly Xmas anyway

 

[hermie]

probably my friend.
yeah his whole family had to be quarantined

Yep and he's already a diabetic. What luck!

 

[hermie]

I'm as healthy and happy as I've ever been in January, just to balance out all this sickly woe.

Sprained my thumb at the weekend though. Been told my left hand looks like the Nutty Professor's

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I got a crick in my neck.One minute I was fine then next-whack-pain.
Also,was gonna go out tonight but noticed there's two fascinating looking shows on bbc4 later,what to do?