Minor complaints thread (33 Viewers)

[ann post]

Met up with an old English friend tonight. Good times until he got to a point and I said I need to go.

We ended up chatting to a Scottish dude and a Bulgarian dude. Eventually I revealed the (apparently no longer blatant) fact that I'm Irish. I made a joke about an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are in a pub talking to a Bulgarian. That itself was the punchline. Good times.


Then the Scottish guy says "So, Rangers or Celtic?". I'm stunned.
There's no way I'm ever going to answer that I said.
English guy says don't answer that question.
Bulgarian guy says "interesting".

I know some of you lived with this every day growing up, but I didn't. Wtf was that?

The English guy was right anywhoo, never take the bait.

Was the bulgarian lad all like

 

[rettucs]

Met up with an old English friend tonight. Good times until he got to a point and I said I need to go.

We ended up chatting to a Scottish dude and a Bulgarian dude. Eventually I revealed the (apparently no longer blatant) fact that I'm Irish. I made a joke about an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are in a pub talking to a Bulgarian. That itself was the punchline. Good times.


Then the Scottish guy says "So, Rangers or Celtic?". I'm stunned.
There's no way I'm ever going to answer that I said.
English guy says don't answer that question.
Bulgarian guy says "interesting".

I know some of you lived with this every day growing up, but I didn't. Wtf was that?

always respond with 'Falkirk'.

 

[nuke terrorist]

always respond with 'Falkirk'.

or Partick Thistle

 

[Cormcolash]

I know some of you lived with this every day growing up, but I didn't. Wtf was that?

Well, Scottish lad is either a fuckin total wank, or quite funny

 

[seanc]

Well, Scottish lad is either a fuckin total wank, or quite funny

Total wank.

He claimed he was in the services. As many do. And there was cocaine involved. I did not partake, I brought my English friend back to his hotel and then went home myself.

I told English friend "happy to meet up with you since you're in the area, but no madness". Oh well.

 

[GO]

Brilliant music shit song. Thats where I'm at today.

 

[therealjohnny]

It's 2021 and irish crowds at gigs are still breaking into Ole ole olé

 

[therealjohnny]

And the new shower bracket I got doesn't fit

 

[GO]

Brilliant music shit song. Thats where I'm at today.

Actually scratch that I got a burst of inspiration just after posting that. Great song

 

[magicbastarder]

i'd gotten a couple of emails from PayPal warning me the card on my account was about to expire (i actually replaced it about six months ago as it broke, so have a new card with same number but different expiry).
i just got an email that the expiry date on the card i have registered with them has been automatically updated; i'd heard something about this; they're in cahoots with the card companies to do this so the customer's service is not interrupted. but this means visa sent them my new card details without any authorisation from me - can that be legal?

 

[egg_]

It's 2021 and irish crowds at gigs are still breaking into Ole ole olé

Worse again is that "uuh uuh uuuh" thing the yoof are going on with these days. Have you heard them doing that? I have to restrain myself from going around telling people to cop on, and maybe dishing out a few slaps in the gob

 

[therealjohnny]

Worse again is that "uuh uuh uuuh" thing the yoof are going on with these days. Have you heard them doing that? I have to restrain myself from going around telling people to cop on, and maybe dishing out a few slaps in the gob

haha. I don't think I'm familiar with that

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

My Google Assistant doesn't understand a thing I say

 

[therealjohnny]

My Google Assistant doesn't understand a thing I say

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[rettucs]

My Google Assistant doesn't understand a thing I say

I was in the gym this morning in the changing rooms and there were 2 Dublin lads within earshot having a conversation. Other than the odd 'fuck' I couldn't understand a word they were saying

 

[shidheat]

my coffee was too hot earlier. i couldn't drink it when i wanted to

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Worse again is that "uuh uuh uuuh" thing the yoof are going on with these days. Have you heard them doing that? I have to restrain myself from going around telling people to cop on, and maybe dishing out a few slaps in the gob

back in a brief heyday of relative sporting success in the early mid-00's, Laois supporters used to chant 'laois, laois, laois.....', as its impossible to make anything lilting or rhyming from that single syllable it just sounded like a pack of savages heading into battle.

good times.

 

[Anthony]

Actually scratch that I got a burst of inspiration just after posting that. Great song

All my recent songs have had this journey.
Sometimes you just have to power through.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

As a man who hates dancing down to his very core, this fortune cookie can go fuck itself.

 

[egg_]

Hates dancing??? Do you hate all kinds of fun?