Minor complaints thread (16 Viewers)

[chris d]

Not a scrap of chocolate or biscuit in the house.

 

[ann post]

My missus is in Ikea buying flatpack shite. There goes my weekend

Pretty hyped to hear how this went

 

[therealjohnny]

Pretty hyped to hear how this went

Quite well. Only a few leftover washers.

 

[jonah]

Life is the constant battle of me trying to get my SO to go to Ikea with me, and failing.

 

[hermie]

Life is the constant battle of me trying to get my SO to go to Ikea with me, and failing.

I relate very much to your SO!

 

[ann post]

But the whole shop is on the internet.

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[jonah]

I am one of those weirdos that kind of love walking around IKEA, relishing in samey furniture, cheap utensils, veggie meatballs that only taste like salt and imagining owning a velvet sofa

 

[Unicron]

Whenever I get the call from my sister that begins "well hun, can you do me a little favour" she'd better have the shelf location for the thing she wants ready to send to me, I can get car door to till in less than 20 minutes now.

 

[therealjohnny]

The food in Ikea is dreadful. There, I said it.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

The food in Ikea is dreadful. There, I said it.

It really is. So why do I insist on buying a huge plate of meatballs every time?

The Marabou (spelling?) chocolate they sell after the tills is great though.

 

[pete]

The food in Ikea is dreadful. There, I said it.

i like the vegetarian stuff

and the ice cream

and the cheap bars of chocolate

 

[therealjohnny]

i like the vegetarian stuff

and the ice cream

and the cheap bars of chocolate

Might try the ice cream. I don't like the veggie food. And I'm not a fussy eater. Daim bars are also awful.

 

[chris d]

I tired the hotdogs for the first time last month. They were..fine.

The coffee wrecks my head the way it fills to the brim of the mug. I want to add milk dickhead. Am I doing it wrong Ikea jerks?

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I tired the hotdogs for the first time last month. They were..fine.

I read this without realising the context and was wondering how you got through life without ever trying a hot dog before.

 

[chris d]

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

*salivates*

 

[therealjohnny]

I had their veggie hot-dog once. It was a lukewarm boiled Quorn sausage. I wasn't impressed.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I've never had KFC.

Minor confessions thread.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I've never had KFC.

Minor confessions thread.

You’re not missing out.

 

[jonah]

I became a vegetarian when I was 8, so theres a mad scope of things that I've never eaten nor ever will. I guess when you're 8 you don't have a sophisticated pallette.

But on the IKEA veggie stuff, I kind of relish in the shitness. Like I said above, it seems like its pure salt, I immedaitely feel dehydrated after eating it, but somehow I return. Was kind of annoyed to find that the vegan hotdog thing was just a sausage shaped version of the patty from the veggie meatballs ,though.

In terms of food though, I'm very down with their little food market on the way out. I always buy my whoelgrain mustard and licorice there.