Meeting People (4 Viewers)

[maims bond]

guys have dicks, therefore guys are dicks? I'm not too sure I totally agree your logic.

No no, guys have dicks so they can't be dicks. It's a metaphysical question really.

 

[La La]

some dicks have men attached

 

[cpr]

some dicks have men attached

good men have dicks attached

 

[Jill Hives]

Oh, and he doesn't even know what Thumped is, so he might suit Jill Hives

Was he born in the 70's?

 

[Jill Hives]

That is the single worst line i've ever heard. If I dropped that on some girl and she fell for it i'd run a mile.

I once got, "It's my 22nd birthday and I think I deserve 22 seconds of smooching." I said, "umm no." Apparently, I was the only girl who said no that evening. He hunted down my phone number through friends and call me the next night. "Hey, remember me from last night?" "Oh yeah, what are you drunk again?" The phone call didn't go so well but I laughed because he was drunk again but very witty. A week later I was walking by his house (unknowlingly) and he was having a party. One of his friends call out, "Hey there's that girl!" They convinced me to come in for a drink. We talked all night. We dated six years. Bad lines some times work.

 

[nooleen]

Bad lines some times work.

"do you want to share my tent?"

followed later on by the stealthy shuffling sound of a person in a sleeping bag inching across the tent floor towards you in the dark.

 

[Squiggle]

Was he born in the 70's?

Yes, he was. And he likes going for long walks too

Maybe I'll set myself up as Dublin's Dolly Levi...

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

They're great, in fact, I should only go out with guys I don't fancy. I'm more charming, humourous, entertaining etc. in their company than in that of people I like.

Ugh, I hear that!

 

[pad]

I once got, "It's my 22nd birthday and I think I deserve 22 seconds of smooching." I said, "umm no." Apparently, I was the only girl who said no that evening. He hunted down my phone number through friends and call me the next night. "Hey, remember me from last night?" "Oh yeah, what are you drunk again?" The phone call didn't go so well but I laughed because he was drunk again but very witty. A week later I was walking by his house (unknowlingly) and he was having a party. One of his friends call out, "Hey there's that girl!" They convinced me to come in for a drink. We talked all night. We dated six years. Bad lines some times work.

do you have a biography or something that i could read? you seem to have some fairly interesting stories.

 

[It Will Never Last]

33 pages so far, has anyone got a ride out of this thread?

 

[Jill Hives]

do you have a biography or something that i could read? you seem to have some fairly interesting stories.

I'll subscribe you to my newsletter.

 

[UnicronUnicron is verified member.]

33 pages so far, has anyone got a ride out of this thread?

I've riden myself while weeping.

 

[It Will Never Last]

I've riden myself while weeping.

Sexy.

 

[Gambra]

Who keeps deleting the tags!

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

Well, I just got here ...

 

[Wobbler]

33 pages so far, has anyone got a ride out of this thread?

I haven't had sex since this thread started. 33 pages and no sex. Actually, I might measure my life in terms of Thumped threads. Every 60 pages of "I have the horn for...", I've to bring the bins out or whatever.

 

[Wobbler]

I haven't had sex since this thread started. 33 pages and no sex. Actually, I might measure my life in terms of Thumped threads. Every 60 pages of "I have the horn for...", I've to bring the bins out or whatever.

If you know what I mean.

 

[maims bond]

Who keeps deleting the tags!

Yeah, for real. What's goin on? Who's got the power?

 

[nooleen]

squiggle innit?

 

[jane]

Pure gold.

Inspired by this thread I asked a guy on a coffee and cinema date on Saturday. He said yes. But as I don't feel nervous or excited this is going to be purely platonic.

Just in case, you should make sure wherever you go has one of these: