maims bond
Well-Known Member
guys have dicks, therefore guys are dicks? I'm not too sure I totally agree your logic.
No no, guys have dicks so they can't be dicks. It's a metaphysical question really.
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guys have dicks, therefore guys are dicks? I'm not too sure I totally agree your logic.
some dicks have men attached
Oh, and he doesn't even know what Thumped is, so he might suit Jill Hives
That is the single worst line i've ever heard. If I dropped that on some girl and she fell for it i'd run a mile.
"do you want to share my tent?"Bad lines some times work.
Was he born in the 70's?
Ugh, I hear that!They're great, in fact, I should only go out with guys I don't fancy. I'm more charming, humourous, entertaining etc. in their company than in that of people I like.
I once got, "It's my 22nd birthday and I think I deserve 22 seconds of smooching." I said, "umm no." Apparently, I was the only girl who said no that evening. He hunted down my phone number through friends and call me the next night. "Hey, remember me from last night?" "Oh yeah, what are you drunk again?" The phone call didn't go so well but I laughed because he was drunk again but very witty. A week later I was walking by his house (unknowlingly) and he was having a party. One of his friends call out, "Hey there's that girl!" They convinced me to come in for a drink. We talked all night. We dated six years. Bad lines some times work.
do you have a biography or something that i could read? you seem to have some fairly interesting stories.
33 pages so far, has anyone got a ride out of this thread?
I've riden myself while weeping.
I haven't had sex since this thread started. 33 pages and no sex. Actually, I might measure my life in terms of Thumped threads. Every 60 pages of "I have the horn for...", I've to bring the bins out or whatever.33 pages so far, has anyone got a ride out of this thread?
If you know what I mean.I haven't had sex since this thread started. 33 pages and no sex. Actually, I might measure my life in terms of Thumped threads. Every 60 pages of "I have the horn for...", I've to bring the bins out or whatever.
Who keeps deleting the tags!
Pure gold.
Inspired by this thread I asked a guy on a coffee and cinema date on Saturday. He said yes. But as I don't feel nervous or excited this is going to be purely platonic.
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