A while ago I met someone, and turns out that was a Big Mistake. I feel bad, it shouldn't have happened but it did.
While I was tucked up in bed last night she sent me maybe a dozen texts from the pub. They started with "tell your ex wife to stop treating me like shit or I'll cut her".
Ex wife is notable. Personally I think yiz can both fuck off. Do what you want. Am I bad?
Asked housemate, and he was in that pub at the time and he said "She was being difficult and I thought "she'll be easy to wind up", so I told her to fuck off back to Shoreditch".
Probably didn't help. Funny though.
Anyway. She's an arsehole, mental health issues notwithstanding, and I should never meet anyone ever again.
While I was tucked up in bed last night she sent me maybe a dozen texts from the pub. They started with "tell your ex wife to stop treating me like shit or I'll cut her".
Ex wife is notable. Personally I think yiz can both fuck off. Do what you want. Am I bad?
Asked housemate, and he was in that pub at the time and he said "She was being difficult and I thought "she'll be easy to wind up", so I told her to fuck off back to Shoreditch".
Probably didn't help. Funny though.
Anyway. She's an arsehole, mental health issues notwithstanding, and I should never meet anyone ever again.