Meeting People (1 Viewer)

[dudley]

best line i ever overheard

a friend walked up to this stunning girl and started to dole out the old "your dad must have been a thief..." *classic*, and the girl rolled her eyes waiting for the "..because he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes" finisher.

but it never came. instead, she gets this:

"your dad must have been a thief.............you look like a knacker!"

amazingly, it worked

 

[ernesto]

I've gotten a girls number in a pub once ever. It was safe to say I was completly locked at the time.
I'm pretty sure it's also the only time i've ever asked for a girls number in a pub so...

100% record, yahoo!

Try beat that, Thumped.

same record as mine so.
then i never called her because i realized the next day she was the spit of the sons girlfriend in arrested development.

I'd a female friend that used to use the line "I'm not a slut, but will you ride me?", not many guys said no.

thats brilliant. though i doubt itd be that successful for a man.

Ooh!go on Squiggle!Even platonic dates are deadly.

they are fun. though people you then try flirt with later get weirded out coz they thought you were a couple.

"do you want to share my tent?"

followed later on by the stealthy shuffling sound of a person in a sleeping bag inching across the tent floor towards you in the dark.

"do you wanna go halves on a bastard" is probably my favourite line ive heard (of).

 

[nooleen]

"do you wanna go halves on a bastard" is probably my favourite line ive heard (of).

"d'ye want a lick o' me rasher"

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

*swoon*

 

[nooleen]

it was a girl said that

 

[the strange guy]

I'd hope so.
Fellas that ask to get their rasher roll licked don't ask that off ladies they don't know.

 

[Lili Marlene]

same record as mine so.
then i never called her because i realized the next day she was the spit of the sons girlfriend in arrested development.

her?

 

[pad]

i actually went out with a girl who kinda looked like the one from arrested development. anne you mean yeah?

except she was way hotter.

 

[evil bandit]

Someone try "alright slut, giz a fuck you sluttin slut" over the weekend and marvel at it's results.

 

[rettucs]

Someone try "alright slut, giz a fuck you sluttin slut" over the weekend and marvel at it's results.

gizagoayergee

 

[Lili Marlene]

gizagoayergee

"givvusashotofyurmickey"

one for the girls

 

[daydream_nation]

i dont understand why the tags are being deleted from this thread. if they have to be 'moderated' (why?), then why not moderate the posts referring to tags too? basically, delete this

 

[nooleen]

gizagoayergee

i'll give ye half a curly wurly for a shot o' your sisturrrr

 

[Lili Marlene]

I once got, "It's my 22nd birthday and I think I deserve 22 seconds of smooching." I said, "umm no." Apparently, I was the only girl who said no that evening. He hunted down my phone number through friends and call me the next night. "Hey, remember me from last night?" "Oh yeah, what are you drunk again?" The phone call didn't go so well but I laughed because he was drunk again but very witty. A week later I was walking by his house (unknowlingly) and he was having a party. One of his friends call out, "Hey there's that girl!" They convinced me to come in for a drink. We talked all night. We dated six years. Bad lines some times work.

here, was he the one who ended up trying to strangle you in your sleep?

"in an alcohol induced rage......."

 

[Jill Hives]

So you're a drummer, ey?
Yeah.
So you like to hit shit... how's about hittin' mine?


Pure gold.

 

[Jill Hives]

here, was he the one who ended up trying to strangle you in your sleep?

"in an alcohol induced rage......."

Nah, the guy after who turned out to be a robot. A refreshing change for a while.

 

[Unicron]

So you're a drummer, ey?
Yeah.
So you like to hit shit... how's about hittin' mine?


Pure gold.

Please tell me that was one of yours.

But don't lie.

 

[Jill Hives]

Please tell me that was one of yours.

But don't lie.

I came up with it one night in a bar a few years back when I saw a very cute drummer. I never got drunk enough to actually use it. In fact, I can't even say it without starting to laugh thinking back about that night. Think it would have worked?

 

[nooleen]

So you're a drummer, ey?
Yeah.
So you like to hit shit... how's about hittin' mine?


Pure gold.

so, you're a wrecking ball operator, eh?

yes.

well how would you like to wreck my anus? eh? ah go on

 

[It Will Never Last]

You work for the council, yeah?

Yes.

So you dig holes? You dig mine?