Mate got a hiding Saturday night (1 Viewer)

[aoboa]

i was waiting for me mot in some quite obviously dodge pub in wales a few weeks ago. she was taking forever. anyways, while i was waiting for her
conversation in the bar turned to "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF MUGGY PUB YOU JUST WALK INTO?????"

oh boy.

You deserved it lookin' like you do an' all.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i was expecting a dart to the head but they obviously knew better
"he'll post something scathing about us on thumped, better not, he might de-rep us"

 

[Doctor Muscles]

i'd recommend taking a self defence class like krav maga

Krav maga's the biz. Can't go near me mates with a pretend knife without them growling or screaming or kicking the bollocks out of me. Definitely seems worth a look.

 

[Yurn!]

a scummer tried to mug me on fade street i punched him square on the jaw and floored him and ran away.

Uh, did i just fall in love???

 

[skinnerchinner]

same happened me on lower camden st area

one fucker smashed a bottle over my head and left me a mini scar
i had just shattered my elbow moments before (without realising it)
and stood no chance , i'd say my haymakers looked hilarious
managed to catch him with a few digs tho'

next thing theres three of them swarming and we legged it
one of my mates gets a bottle over the head about five minutes down the road when we thaught the fuckers were gone

troglodyte wankstains

 

[Dromed]

Crazzzy lady wino went for me outside the music centre one night and cracked me over the head with a giant spoon. I shit you not. She had a bottle in her other hand which she dropped the same time she hit me and glass went everwhere. For a second I thought shit, she's hit me over the head with a bottle. until i realised it was a spoon. She then threw cider at me. Nice lady. Cider in your hair really stinks.

 

[evil bandit]

I'm gonna tell him the good people of thumped have been asking for him.

I wasn't.

 

[It Will Never Last]

I wasn't.

I said the good people.

 

[Yurn!]

I said the good people.

ZING!!!

 

[krystal]

haha I'd forgotten about this! What happened was I put on my fierce face and said to the guy in a really cross voice 'no, you will NOT hit him' and stood in front of him. Miraculously, this worked.

A couple of years ago though I got into a row with some howyehs at the nightlink queue when they were trying to cut in front of me and I wouldn't let them in, Neil came over to see if I was ok, and of course they went for him. Result, one bruised boyfriend. So now I don't bother answering back.

i remember this asshole threatening joss once, somewhere in temple bar, really nasty looking and incredibly drunk thug. joss had been trying to get the guy to back off from harassing the girls that were out with us. all of a sudden looked like this guy was going to attack, and kirstie stepped in, calmed the geezer down immediately and he toddled off. was impressive!

 

[nEiLo]

haha I'd forgotten about this! What happened was I put on my fierce face and said to the guy in a really cross voice 'no, you will NOT hit him' and stood in front of him. Miraculously, this worked.

A couple of years ago though I got into a row with some howyehs at the nightlink queue when they were trying to cut in front of me and I wouldn't let them in, Neil came over to see if I was ok, and of course they went for him. Result, one bruised boyfriend. So now I don't bother answering back.

a mate of mine was bashed by bitches on a bus to bray.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I got headbutted outside the henry and rose during world cup usa 94.

wasnt that bad a headbuh buh.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Awww, poor everyone. Group hug?














weeds.

 

[brianoak]

Is it cool to punch a scumbag bird right in the face if she is hitting you?

I think its pretty acceptable.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Is it cool to punch a scumbag bird right in the face if she is hitting you?

I think its pretty acceptable.

Yes.

 

[Yurn!]

Anybody punching you, its fair game to punch back. Rules of combat.

 

[Vinnie]

My dead Granny's imaginary friend's cabbage patch faggot beat the shit out of Code Ninja in a wendy house at Lionel Blair's birthday party a few years back.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Is it cool to punch a scumbag bird right in the face if she is hitting you?

I think its pretty acceptable.

Yah thats ok although you're slightly shortening the odds of gettin anything off her later though.

 

[brianoak]

Yes.

My mates got started on before by a load of lads and one of my mates got the better of this lad,who also had a stanley blade, was holding this one dude down and punching him when the scumbags bird came over and started slapping my mate across the head and throwing digs and next of all he stood just stood up and layed her flat out.Dont think she saw it coming....

 

[brianoak]

Awww, poor everyone. Group hug?














weeds.

You got battered by nofriendo and Inspector Horse.