clonan attack
Well-Known Member
its like the CUrb yr Enthusiasm with "the BLANK from hell"
richard Lewis coined that phrase ya know?
richard Lewis coined that phrase ya know?
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c0De_n1NjA said:[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear No Friendo[/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled "Harlods cross joke" (the "Work") in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, first published in [date], [and have registered copyright therein]. Your work entitled "why did malahide" is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis. [/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]As you neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for your joke nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as €150,000 and a pound of flesh nearest the heart as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.[/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to me, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an affirmative response from you by lunchtime indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further action against you.[/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Very truly yours,[/font]
c0de_n1nja
nofriendo said:Dear Mr. Ninja,
Further to our conversation in relation to ownership of said joke, i must inform you due to my fathers relationship with Carol Vorderman and my subsequent birth i have obtained full copyright of all vowels currently in use. Therefore i must present you with a bill for the use of 421 vowels in your previous post. At the current rate of €1,000 per vowel you will owe €421,000.
Please forward this at your earliest convenience.
Yours,
Nofriendo
p.s. My staff are currently reviewing all post by said Mr. Ninja to calculate full sum for all posts
c0De_n1NjA said:not really a joke, but a funny photo of Brianoak i got over the weekend! Hes a funny fucker!!!
http://www.ichorradas.com/details.php?image_id=151
MY SCYTHES ARE SPLITTIN' HERE WIT THE MIRTH.....Vinnie said:I made this up a while ago.
Why did the scythe cross the road?
To get to the other scythe.
Osama Van Halen said:MY SCYTHES ARE SPLITTIN' HERE WIT THE MIRTH.....
Beak said:What's the best way to stop a child crying?
Cum in it's mouth.
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