to finish that novel i haven't started
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to finish that novel i haven't started
it'll be a modern novel, something to do with nappy changes at 3am. can't think past that
Get a job.
Lose some weight.
Cut down on the boozing.
Get some exercise.
to finish that novel i haven't started
Oh and start using people's names instead of calling then by a defining characteristic or what they do for a living.
It's a terrible habit.
Probably "Homeless Beard Dude" until officially introduced.So if we met in real life you'd refer to me as "the unemployable lanky beard ?"
You've me me..I'm guessing I'm "rummy" or "sirdrinksalot" or something
Probably "Homeless Beard Dude" until officially introduced.
I do know your name but wouldn't use it because it seems too familiar.
I'd just secretly insult you instead.
Next year I'm going to pretend to myself that i'm still only 24 and live like i have the world at my feet instead of where it really is at my back, looming over me all the time, reminding me of all the things i've failed to achieve
must get a few yokes off _egg
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