I'm still the pope (2 Viewers)

[Vinnie]

and everyone would have a good laugh and call their therapists.

Cut to masses all over the world packed with people rolling around the floor laughing.

 

[jane]

i'd like if he followed all this up by doing a jig.

That's very strange....my boyfriend just emailed me to say that Father Neil Horan broke into the Vatican and did what he called a 'life jig' for the ailing Pope. I, of course, fell for it, and demanded we start filming this man's biopic immediately, but it was an April Fool's joke.

Ah, Father Neil.

 

[ms.b.haven]

...................

 

[oh shit]

"he was the best of popes, he was the worst of popes..."

what was that message left in the queen mother's rememberence book?
'i hope this setback won't keep her from her duties'

appearing live tomorrow: ghost of pope

 

[MDR]

I wonder who'll win Polish man of the year when he goes?

 

[Vinnie]

appearing live tomorrow: ghost of pope

I like the Ghost Of Pope. The Ghost of Pope is smoke.

 

[MDR]

I hope they televise the consistory to choose a successor - it could be a phone in thing.

 

[jane]

I hope they televise the consistory to choose a successor - it could be a phone in thing.

Pope Idol.

 

[Vinnie]

Damn you Jane. Youre dead when I see you. Just like that Pope guy.

I hope they televise the consistory to choose a successor - it could be a phone in thing.

 

[jane]

But, without Sharon Osbourne and Simon Cowell, how will we know if the new Pope has the X-factor*?













*In this case, the 'X' refers to the Greek 'Christos', and thus, Christ. Of course.

 

[oh shit]

press conference...
he's hanging in there! hang tough pope! hang tough!

 

[RSJ]

J'reckon we'll get a day off when he croaks?

*hoping he hangs on in there over the weekend*

 

[the dirty weed]

i can't stand the wait

if only i could go finish him off

 

[Wavioli]

A great April fools joke (if he died) would be that there was no afterlife. And then he'd be just there, in nothingness for a while, looking quite dismayed, and then God would jump out and go 'GOT YAH! Ho ho hooo, you should've seen your face, now get that baldy head through those pearly gates you big lug!'

 

[oh shit]

it'd be better if Allah sent him to the flames.

 

[oh shit]

or if he met these guys

 

[plug]

Papal blessing for break-dancers

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/26/pope.breakdancers.ap/

well he did have a "hip op" but that's just rediculous..

 

[Super Dexta]

poor ole popey wope. usually i wouldn't have much time for him, but looking at him on the news last night, he just looked like a small wobbly old man, and i felt sorry for him. my grandmother's older than him and smokes 20 cigarettes a day and she still looks better than him.

 

[oh shit]

he looks like a human bean

 

[rothko]

Tchuh. JP II is such a Terry Schiavo rip-off artist.

Those pictures all the news sites were using of the unfortunate Terry always remind me of the Happy Mondays "Bummed" cover...

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