If Britney Spears is still a virgin... (1 Viewer)

[nlgbbbblth]

...then [to paraphrase "Fergus's Wedding] Justin Timberlake's *train* will leave the station *awful fast* on the wedding night.

 

[hop]

nlgbbbblth (04 Apr, 2002 07:07 p.m.):
...then [to paraphrase "Fergus's Wedding] Justin Timberlake's *train* will leave the station *awful fast* on the wedding night.

...but will it arrive in Connolly or Heuston I wonder?

 

[pad]

didn't you hear? britney and justin broke up! where have you been man?!

 

[silo]

didn't you hear? according to those nice popbitch folks, britney's an 'american virgin' [a curious hair-splitting definition of chastity that basically amounts to the fanny being a cock no-go area but the bum and mouth being fine].

...such purity... such innocence... sob...

 

[pad]

DEADLY!

 

[Monkey]

She once said she finds choclate more satisfying than sex...make what you will of that

 

[kstop]

Monkey (05 Apr, 2002 07:18 p.m.):
She once said she finds choclate more satisfying than sex...make what you will of that

hershey highway references ahoy!

 

[Goodbye]

Ah, the mahogony gaspipe

 

[anonymous coward]

britney spears?
britney fucking spears?

*exasperated*

who fuckin cares?

 

[Monkey]

anonymous koward (06 Apr, 2002 04:45 p.m.):
who fuckin cares?

Well when it's about Britney having sex most straight men and lesbians I should imagine...

 

[anonymous coward]

monkey?
mon fucking key?

*exasperated*

who fuckin cares?

 

[Goodbye]

Personally, she makes me sick...
but as Tricky once said: I'll fuck you in the ass just for a laugh...
I'd fuck her in the ass just to piss her off...


(I'm going straight to hell)

 

[kstop]

PeeWee (06 Apr, 2002 11:26 a.m.):
Ah, the mahogony gaspipe

You can do it when you B and Q it!

 

[nj]

hey pat is that me as a long haired freak in your pic, if so where was that? im thinkin clifden,????
p.s. the sexy long haired freak....if it is me of course!)

 

[pad]

standing behind al? it is most likely.

 

[Goodbye]

Here Pat, it looks like your moonwalking

 

[dudley]

that could be hacko

 

[ronan]

hacko?

nah, that's my brother.

jacko, not hacko.

ya'd know if it was hacko cuz he'd be feelin the young boy's arse in front of him.

 

[nj]

i've felt that young boy's arse in front of me!
well, he is my cousin....

what?!?

i was givin him a rasher!