Ideas for new shows for the Autumn Schedule (2 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

Extreme Wife Swap
Two wives swap palces... only one comes home alive...

 

[Buzzo]

Wankedy Wank
Celebrity sticky biscuit....week one: will Dean Gaffney, Stephen Gately and Richard Maddely hit the target on time? Who's wristual prowess will lead them to a climatic victory? Presented by Charlotte Churches mother

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

King and Cantwells 'can do' well of love incorporating Kings Komfort Kuddle and Cantwell & Cochranes Cosy Corner

Every week TV3'S Martin King and Alan Cantwell stand beside a big well in Williamstown and dip their hands in to retrive emails from people who just need a shoulder to cry on. They take turns reading the letters and give caring and touching replies. The show ends with Martin helping Alan to wedge himself into the well like a cork, thus stopping the flow of emails till the following week.

 

[Buzzo]

Teenage Mutant Minger Hurdles
20 ugly teenagers in various states of deformity try to leg it and leap their way to victory. Will it be Unlikely Emma, the one legged ugbot from Cornwall? Somehow we don't think so! Tune in Saturday morning at 11 to find out.

 

[Pantone247]

Teenage Mutant Minger Hurdles
20 ugly teenagers in various states of deformity try to leg it and leap their way to victory. Will it be Unlikely Emma, the one legged ugbot from Cornwall? Somehow we don't think so! Tune in Saturday morning at 11 to find out.

Teenage Muntant Ninja Hurlers
While on the way to the county finals the Ballybejaysus Hurling team bus crahses into a tanker full of toxic gunk, mutating them into the ultimate mutant ninja crime fighting pack of cunts the world has ever seen...

 

[snakybus]

From my friend S**n, via e-mail:

The Sandy Kelly Show

Hirsute Northern presenter Gerry Kelly is buried up to his neck in sand - and random members of the public are invited to abuse his head with a range of objects, some inflatable, some made from solid iron.​

 

[taubstumm]

concentration camp
flamboyant gay men look very intently at things - paintings, magazines, exam papers, crosswords, etc.

harold's cross
renowned playwright harold pinter loses the rag at a group of young teenagers who won't stop playing knick-knocks on his house.

osama's pyjamas
situation comedy starring osama bin laden, with a running gag in which mohammed al-zarqawi and donald rumsfeld hide the bin laden nightwear in a different place each week.

pajo and pajo
pajo, of pajo's jukebox fame, discusses world events and current affairs with indie rock godhead dave pajo.

wine 'em and dignam
aslan superhero christy dignam gets teenage girls drunk and tries to feel their boobs.

sand, sea and sunn0)))
holiday travel programme presented by drone-meisters stephen o'malley and greg anderson.

let's throw rocks at michael o'leary's face!
comedy in which a select group of irate passengers get to throw sharp rocks at michael o'leary's smug prick face. live from charleroi airport.

 

[krystal]

Murphys Law
Shit things happen to people every week live on air but they handle them with stoicism and wit.
Presented by Shirely Temple Bar

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Fanning the flames
Hot topic heated debate with the ice cool dave fanning as referee.
This week, Nell McCafferty talks over Kevin Myers who talks over Dave Fanning who talks over Nell McCafferty who talks over Kevin Myers who talks over Dave Fanning who talks over Nell McCafferty.

 

[krystal]

The Burren
Sitcom set in the Burren visitor centre. Starring Miley, Sean Ban Breanach and Cynthia Ni Murchu. Cameos by Sile DeValera and Martin McGuinness.

 

[krystal]

The Giants Causeway
Gritty drama about anal sex

 

[nEiLo]

West Side Story Bud

a docu-soap about gangland violence in Blanch. (In association with Fás)

 

[Buzzo]

Gerry's Adams
Adam Clayton, Adam Ant and Adamski discuss the Troubles over a cup of tea in Gerry Adam's gaff. It's the Orange Special this evening.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Everybody Knowles the King of Rock n' Cole


Sonny Knowles, Adele King(Twink), Dickie Rock and Paddy Cole play with each other in front of old aged pensioners.

 

[krystal]

amazing, this is what TV should be about.

How about:

Martins (Mc)Guinness
Each week Sin Fein henchman Martin McGuinness gets to blind taste a variety of stouts. Will he guess them correctly?

Gerry's Adams
Adam Clayton, Adam Ant and Adamski discuss the Troubles over a cup of tea in Gerry Adam's gaff. It's the Orange Special this evening.

 

[Buzzo]

Adam's Ants
Ant from ant and dec gets a taste of his own insecty medicine when he's tied down in a scorching hot desert and covered in honey. I wonder who'll come to munch? Adam Ant presents

 

[oh shit]

Tetanus Ward - a young man with his whole life ahead of him dies of painful tetanus cos he let himself be pushed around by kirstie and her caustic wit.

 

[krystal]

You Love It Really Bernard
Bernard takes what he's given and likes it.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Tell me why i dont like Mundy

 

[krystal]

Schools Out for Sumner
Bernard Sumner is sent back to a 1940's boarding school during the blitz. Will he graduate or will he be bombed to fuck?