Ideas for new shows for the Autumn Schedule (1 Viewer)

[nEiLo]

Fartycoats

eh...

Wanderly Wagon
[size=-1]Travel program with Amanda Byram[/size]

 

[krystal]

you just made me spit out my satsuma

Wanderly Wagon
[size=-1]Travel program with Amanda Byram[/size]

 

[nEiLo]

Thank Gavin it's Friday

Chat show with Gavin Friday...

 

[nEiLo]

you just made me spit out my satsuma

i didn't make you do anything... you did it yourself

 

[chickenham]

Jock's trap:

A deep fried mars bar laced with rat poison is left on the ground in Glasgow. See the hysterical results as a seemingly limitless number of Scots guys and gals take the bait and go out screaming.

 

[Theseus Mock]

A Burd in the hand is worth two in the bush

A news-themed porno with Charlie Bird.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Hobb Nob

Following on from Eddie Hobbs' 'Show me the Money', this year RTE present a new take on monetary management. With the SSIAs almost coming to fruition, Eddie will show you how to be a big spender. Bonus points for those who reach bankruptcy first.

 

[Theseus Mock]

You've been killed!

In this saddistic show, Dublin City Council re-jigs all the traffic lights in dublin so that pedestrians can walk whilst car traffic is still flowing. Conceived cameras show full effects of the dangers that lie ahead. Presented in a 'You've been Framed!' format, viewers are paid €500 for any home footage sent in.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Mister, where's my caravan?

Shot in a docu-soap format, we follow the ups and the downs of County Wexford's itinerants 'The O'Briens' as they search the high- & by-ways of this lovely county for their home. They are given clues along their journey but can John-Paul-David O'Brien read?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Pebble Dash
A daily lunchtime series focusing on men's toilets located in a variety of Irish rail stations. Nationwide. Each episode will feature on-the-spot interviews with different members of the public as they use the cubicles - some of which will have random hidden cameras fitted. Presented by Theresa Lowe.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Dave is MacSavaged

In a comedy/cabaret style show, David McSavage taunts wild feline with his guitar & comedy banter. Season finale includes live mauling of David. Sponsored by McDonalds. Not suitable for kids.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

How Does The Semen Flow?
Impotent men discuss a variety of random subjects in the informal, relaxed environment of Frazers, O'Connell St, Dublin 1.
Each programme concludes with a game of 'soggy biscuit'.
Presented by Pat Ingoldsby.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

The Pubic Hair Bare Bunch
New series presented by Bunny Carr which focuses on ladies who compulsively flash in public. Each programme focuses on a different location. For the first series of this sure-fire ratings topper, Bunny interviews female flashers in Edgeworthstown, Enniscorthy, Birr, Baldoyle, Greystones and Inchicore.
Suitable for older viewers.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Tayto Plato

This year long reality show documents the goings-on of Tayto crisp obsessed philosphers. Each month, one philospher is awarded a family sized bag of Cheese n' Onion based on the outcome of a public text vote. Shown every Sunday at 8pm (program follows Mind your own Business presented by Ben Dunne.)

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Eerie Edenderry
Set in Edenderry, Co Offaly where each week a volunteer is locked into a darkened confession box in the local Catholic Church where they must spend the night. This enthralling series captures their experiences. To liven things up an unidentified couple will have sex in the priest's section of the box. Their instructions are to keep silent as best they can. If the volunteer successfully guesses the couple's identity, he then gets to have sex with one of them Your host is Thelma Mansfield and she will toss a coin to determine who the prospective mate will be.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Dail Bar

Live from the Dail Bar. Watch as sweaty FF senators discuss the latest styles in the brown paper bag department, then watch the drunken shites stumble out to their cars to mow down unsuspecting pedestrians.

The Canteen

Set in the canteen of a fictional national broadcaster. Marian calls Pat a cunt to his face, then spills her coffee on his lap "accidentally". Gerry gives Derek a wedgie for his lunch money. Miriam wears a revealingly low top for a mother of seven. Not based on actual events.

Ministry of Fun

Recreation of Jim McDaid's time as minster for sport, with Jim lashing the young wans out of it in Cafe en Seine seven nights a week, then rolling into the Dail for Taoiseach's Question Time. Go on Jim ya good thing. Contains cock.

Hanging Hector

Popular Gaelgoir Hector [size=-1]O’hEochagain meets his maker following a public hanging in Croke Park.
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[It Will Never Last]

Shite and Onions

Hardworking (but simple) Garda Tom Shite is teamed up with wonder-dog Onions and given the task of cleaning the mean streets of Dublin for once and for all.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Gravity, say hello to Mr. Tracksuit Bottom

This one-off TV special presents a montage of unsuspecting Henry Street shoppers getting their tracksuits pulled down to their feet by our gang of unsuspecting pranksters. Watch the shock horror in our victim's faces as we expose them on national television. Warning: May contain scenes of a skidmark nature.

 

[billygannon]

The Bray Team
Hijinks in a Hi-Ace in Bray, County Wicklow as four ex-Gardaí chase after undesireables.

 

[billygannon]

Cagney and Lacey
Ireland AM's Mark Cagney and improv loon David Lacey dress up in womanly clothing to present an afternoon magazine show for layabouts.