Ideas for new shows for the Autumn Schedule (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

Straight From the Hip

Fly-on-the-wall documentary follows musicians Logue and McCool on their wild European tour. A candid piece, highlights including McCool exploring what he thinks is Amsterdam's red-light district (actually a farm near Dusseldorf, Germany), and Logue meeting a man called Jurgen.

 

[nEiLo]

The Bray Team
Hijinks in a Hi-Ace in Bray, County Wicklow as four ex-Gardaí chase after undesireables.

genius!!!.|..|

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Shah's Allah

Ray Shah, irelands answer to Osama Bin Laden, Is sent to several leading muslim strongholds in the east to in his opening explanation "unravel the magic and wonder of the man himself. Allah."

On the flight over Ray liases with a Islamic cleric who briefs him on the do and donts of islamic culture. Feeble icebreaker Ray learns the hard way that his famous joke regarding 'a dot head and chickenpox' doesn’t have the same punch that it did in the ocean bar.

The first episode comes to a climax when Rays escort, Alhamdulillah, truly allows him into the muslim inner sanctum and gives Ray the opportunity to read from his Qur'an. Ray stops halfway through the first sentence to tell Alhamdulillah that its really like the book of kells.

 

[krystal]

Viva la Terror

Bam Margera presents this insightful investigative half hour documentary on the subject of islamic terrorism. Light relief provided by party boy and ryan dunn who are dressed up in sheets and tea towels and attacking each other with tazers.

 

[billygannon]

CSI: Arklow

 

[krystal]

ah billy.

CSI: Arklow

 

[Unicron]

Hanging Hector

Popular Gaelgoir Hector [size=-1]O’hEochagain meets his maker following a public hanging in Croke Park.
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Hanging with Hector and Justin

Join Hector O’hEochagain and nasty pro-life, black hating gnome Justin Barrett as each week they lynch an unsuspecting asylum seeker.

 

[rothko]

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[It Will Never Last]

Peter Files

Hilarious adventures of sleazy scout leader Peter Files. This week: Peter rides the hole of little Timmy then threatens to kill him if he tells anyone. Unmissable.

Hardest Gangs in Borris-in-Ossory

Hosted by Ross Kemp, a spotlight is thrown on the growing threat from gang-related violence in Borris.

Coffee and Doughnuts

Gritty police drama set in Store Street featuring straight-laced by-the-book detective Sean Coffey, and his seat-of-the-pants partner Chris Doughnuts. Not for kids.

I fucking Wrote It

David Norris claims responsibility for the collected works of James Joyce in this hard-hitting documentary. An expert panel tells the ponce to fuck off and stop taking the piss.

A Biscuit At Bedtime

And a nice cup of cocoa. Repeat.

A Piss-up With Paul

Paul McGrath-hosted chat show, beamed live from a central Dublin pub. Joining Paul this week: Colin Fucking Farrell and Eamonn Dunphy.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Come Out You Black and Tans

Hosted by Mondo from Fair City, a drunken mob fall out of the Castle in Finglas every Friday evening to target the home of a random immigrant. Bonus points are awarded for shit pushed through letter boxes and swastika's daubed on walls. Sponsored by the Department of Justice.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Blonde Orange Pink

One lucky lady will be picked each week to receive a UCD makeover. Caroline Mornahan presents. The lucky girl will get her haired dyed blonde, 6 inchs of appaling make-up slopped on her face and a pink Ralph Lauren shirt with the collars up. May also contain tracksuits bottoms and deck shoes.

 

[chickenham]

They should bradcast the King of the Tinkers contest.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Sherlocks Homes

GAA star Jason Sherlock takes us on a six week compendium of various homes around the country starting with nursing homes. In the first epsiode Jason struggles with a bedpan "Fuck, you'd think it'd be easy wouldnt ya?" and is pleasently suprised by complan "Ah fuck now thats lovely that is."

Next week mental homes where Jason on field lightning reflexes are tested in the real world.

Saxophone Home

Each week three professional session sax players have to phone home and convey basic messages to their next of kin with just their sax playing.

Hosted by Gerry Rafferty.