Ideas for new shows for the Autumn Schedule (1 Viewer)

[nEiLo]

Haw Hee

A 6-part documentary on Ireland's biggest ass.

 

[oh shit]

The Final Solution - immigrants are herded into large rooms and gassed.

 

[nEiLo]

Joe Maxi

A chat show with Joe Duffy and Maxi in a taxi.

 

[krystal]

you guys, I'm so proud of you all. Good work.

 

[broken arm]

you're ALL fired.

 

[billygannon]

Almost Nationwide

Michael Ryan and a midget that resembles Mary Kennedy present a show celebrating Shaw's, the Irish clothing retail outlet, and its contribution to Irish fashion over the years.

 

[krystal]

Northern Exposure
Orangemen in their kacks. Titilating.

 

[nEiLo]

Celebrity Pilgrimage

A group of C-list celebrities spend 6 weeks in Lough Derg. Each week viewers get to vote who stays and who goes. The winner gets an all-expenses paid trip to Lourdes.

 

[krystal]

could this be expanded so that another group of pilgrims are waiting at the top of croke patrick and helicoptered in round about the mid-point? Just to spice things up a little.

Celebrity Pilgrimage

A group of C-list celebrities spend 6 weeks in Lough Derg. Each week viewers get to vote who stays and who goes. The winner gets an all-expenses paid trip to Lourdes.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Rays' X Ray, ex Ray

Each week Ray Shah interviews one of his stunning ex girlfriends whilst performing an xray on the body part that’s drawn from a hypodermic needle bin called 'Array of love'

 

[krystal]

Hair today, gone tomorrow
Sensitive documentary dealing with the stresses men face when dealing with male pattern baldness. Presented by a lady with abundant tresses.

 

[nEiLo]

Read Roight Now

Adult literacy program for Southsiders

Part 1: how to read a wine list

 

[krystal]

Reads Peads
Mike Reed presents a top ten of his favourite child molesters. Additional commentary and corroboration from Mushroom, Tim Allen and Pete Townsend.

 

[It Will Never Last]

God Bless

The Ronan Keating story. Starring Louis Walshe, and Gay Bryne. But not Ronan Keating. God bless in fairness.

Who's Humping Harney?

A panel of experts ask the burning question of our time...who's riding Mary Harney (apart from Brian). Johnny Giles has not been ruled out.

Lillies Lav

Docu-soap charting the drug habits of b-list Irish celebrities in a popular VIP nighclub.

Fuck off Jim

The three Corr sisters tell brother Jim to fuck off.

Eddie the Tart

Documentary charting the rise and fall of Eddie Irvine's cock.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Fanning the Flames

Dave Fanning joins the Dublin Fire Brigade. Can he hack the pace? Guest-starring Tom Dunne as an obese man who needs the fire brigade to cut him out of his sofa and take him to hospital. With hilarious results.

Giles Styles

Permed football pundit Johnny Giles discusses the evolution of his personal style through the years, over a few pints in Lillies with Eamonn Dunphy and Mark Lawrenson. Mature Audience.

 

[krystal]

Electric Picnic
The stars of the jim rose sideshowbobcase are filmed eating bits of tellys and radios out of doors.


Reading
Remedial programme for teens. Funky.


Oxegen
Documentary about life in an iron lung

Fleile
What prompts a man to rip the skin off his screaming vicitms? This programme attempts to find out why.

Doncaster
A mafia boss supervises the creation of his life size replica, made entirely from sugar

 

[snakybus]

Fist me, Grainne, one more time

Puppet-theme porn. Starring Bosco.

 

[krystal]

will philip be involved or is he merely a voyeur?

Fist me, Grainne, one more time

Puppet-theme porn. Starring Bosco.

 

[snakybus]

Philip is the fluffer.

 

[snakybus]

I heard.