good nicknames (1 Viewer)

[shitepipe]

mate of mine is called 'missing link' cos he looks like a monkey.

and a frien knows a guy called 'metre stick face' cos, well, he has a long face.

 

[plug]

There’s an owl wan from the old job who me mate calls “Golf Balls In Socks” . Cos of the chest.

There was a guy in school who wrote his nickname “Shocko” in Tippex on the Blackboard and asked the class to say his name was “Nipper” if the teacher asked. So when the teacher went mad and asked the class, “What’s O’Shaughnessy’s nickname?!!” , to a man, they all said, “Shocko”.

Of course, he was called Nipper for the rest of the year.

haha. should have written 'nipper' in the first place..

 

[brianoak]

Malnutrition.
Unfortunatly it was mine hehe.

 

[hanley]

Hawkeyes, Cause he was great at seeing signposts when driving.

Jimmy the head (he had a large head but his real name was dave)

Tim the enchanter

is that the tim the enchanter from cork?

 

[Wilbert]

A friend of mine knows a bloke called Santa. He got the nickname when he passed out at a party and they hung a plastic carrier bag in front of his face by hanging it on his ears. He apparently dribbled puke into it all night wearing the bag like a big beard.

 

[afropop]

various west cork nick names:
bang the tank
evans the beach
the wedding breakfasts (family)
jimmy scarface
the link
dandy dan
bill the killer

 

[oh shit]

i was called "elvis" when i played football for the local youth club cos of my cows lick and big locks.

 

[Sufi]

is that the tim the enchanter from cork?

Ya thats him.

I never really like that one. thought it was a bit cruel

 

[hanley]

ah it great.he's a legend
there used to be this scouser who hung around with him called darren the navagator.
both names were created on the same weekend

 

[Sufi]

ah it great.he's a legend
there used to be this scouser who hung around with him called darren the navagator.
both names were created on the same weekend

there were loads form that crew that had pretty funny nicknames.

Cant rembember half of them now though.

 

[classic seanc]

Last time I was home, I was out with:

Blacky (Don't listen to him Seán, he's black and he's gay)
Gay Adam
Special Dave

Other than that, there was a real scrawny dude, so to make himself look bigger he bought one of these huge flourescent Gore-tex jackets. We named him "The Glow"


In the gaeltacht, there was:
Fallout boy, he looked wierd
Superman, he looked like Clark Kent. He was also allergic to onions. Onions were his kryptonite.....So so cruel

There were so many.....

 

[kings lead hat]

i got called airhorn o'connell yesterday

 

[billygannon]

I worked with a guy who we all called Dermo. His real name was Dermot.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

I worked with a guy who we all called Dermo. His real name was Dermot.

disgraceful.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

My Da knows a sap called "Stroker"

there used to be a guy in portlaoise call the ayotolla murphy

 

[inspector horse]

aul lad from firhouse called polio bingo, gives a great chase if you shout it at him, any firhouse heads know the real reason behind the name?, he had the name when i moved there 13 years ago

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

theres a bloke in whitechurch called "johnny hammer" cuz his da killed his ma with a hammer. theres another guy called "hashie" cuz his ma deals hash. other whitechurch names include "cornflake" and "freckle".

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i know steamer called Dave who is known as Gave.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

anal hygiene had a mate called darren flynn who we renamed "i'm not in" due to the amount of time we spent avoiding him.

 

[killy kill]

When i was(fat) in 2nd year in school i was called burger but when i lost all the weight and grew my hair long in 3rd year i became Shane Cobain