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my dad knew a guy called 'Jimmy Over'

He'd spent years down mines, communicating via walkie-talkie

He developed the habit of saying "over" after every sentence
 
GUY WITH LARGE FACIAL BIRTHMARK- RASHER

GUY CAUGHT CRANKIN' ONE IN A SCHOOL DISCO- STICKY

NEIGHBOUR WHO STOLE MANURE FROM THE PARK AT NIGHT- THE MIDNIGHT GARDENER

CASUAL STRICKLAND- FROM HIS CASUAL APPROACH TO CRIME

OF COURSE THERE'S 'THE COBRA'
'LAVA WITH STICKS'
'DELICIOUS SWEETS'
'GOCKERS' (ENGLISH TEACHER WITH LOW BREASTS)
'A.H. KELLY' MY DAD'S FORMER BOSS, HIS NAME WAS PETER OR SOMETHING




ALLAHQUANDO!!!
 
shitepipe said:
i know a guy whose nick name was 'minge' cos he used to hang out with birds all the time.

after a while he was getting a bit pissed off with this as you'd imagine, and asked people to stop calling him minge. so they came up with a new one.

now his nickname is Lick-out

Art.
 
The Planet

because he looks like somethihg from Planet of the Apes


Ten Dog

because he had loads of dogs

The bahara

because he couldnt pronounce 'battery'
 
There’s an owl wan from the old job who me mate calls “Golf Balls In Socks” . Cos of the chest.

There was a guy in school who wrote his nickname “Shocko” in Tippex on the Blackboard and asked the class to say his name was “Nipper” if the teacher asked. So when the teacher went mad and asked the class, “What’s O’Shaughnessy’s nickname?!!” , to a man, they all said, “Shocko”.

Of course, he was called Nipper for the rest of the year.
 

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